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Old 03-11-2005, 12:56 AM   #1
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Default What does F O R D spell!?
Well, while I was in yahoo having a game of pool... I looked over in the main chat room and seen holden & ford fans going at each with all the problems with each other!

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Ford: Found On Rubbish Dump
Ford: Found On Rich Driveways
Ford: First On Race Day
Ford: Fastest On Race Day
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Holden: Holes, Oilleaks, Dents, Engine Noise

Fill in some more.... that is all i've found so far :P

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Old 03-11-2005, 01:26 AM   #2
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Mate, do a bit of a search on any holden forums and your set...

Some FORD ones:

Fix or Repair Daily
Flat Out Racing Daewoos
Found Outside Reject Depot
Fails on Race Day
Finest Obtainable Roadgoing Device (That's a winner!)

Some Holden ones:

Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
Heaps Of Loud Distorted Engine Noises
Heaps Of Losers Drive Em Now
Heavy Oil Leaks Disturbing Engine Noises
Highly Stolen Vehicle (HSV)
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Old 03-11-2005, 01:30 AM   #3
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just to keep things fair...and to make sure no one has a big cry...

FORD: Failure Of Research & Development


HOLDEN: Hey Our Lads Don't Engineer Nuthin
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Old 03-11-2005, 01:31 AM   #4
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Torana = Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration !
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Old 03-11-2005, 01:40 AM   #5
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Just me or have I heard every variation of these 1,000,000 times ?!
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:38 AM   #6
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:14 AM   #7
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Or as one young St John Ambulance Cadet (and avid Ford supporter) famously said to the State Officer of Cadets (avid Holden Supporter)

"Horny Old Lady's Driving Everyone Nuts"

some people just have no sense of what not to say to who!
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:00 AM   #8
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Just me or have I heard every variation of these 1,000,000 times ?!
Yeah i heard them every damn day at school in the late 80s-mid 90's
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:08 AM   #9
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:22 AM   #11
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:54 AM   #12
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Torana = Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration !
Torana SLR = Slightly Less Rust
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Old 03-11-2005, 09:59 AM   #13
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Old 03-11-2005, 10:28 AM   #14
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Ford: Found On Rich Driveways never heard this one before

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scary but may be true if ford keep outselling and making cars almost completely from local parts, compared to mr gm over there who buys from everyone at a greater cost..lol
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haha I like the ricer dude one..

blatantly stolen from another forum;

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Thats got to be the best one I've heard since..... well since I started hearing them.
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Torana SLR = Slightly Less Rust
And a little bit more Fibre Glass.

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