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Old 10-11-2005, 03:07 PM   #1
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"Actually," said the Director, "A normal person would just pull the plug. So tell me, do you want a room an East view or a West view?"

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Old 10-11-2005, 03:10 PM   #2
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Loved it, thanks for the laugh :P
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:15 PM   #3
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HA! HA! HA!, thats going on some email rounds!
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