Kim Jong dead

[HULK EF]

Now who the hell is going to "look at things"? zoo mag ran some pretty funny "Kim jong ill looks at things" pics/article's of which i have kept.

[Fev]

Originally Posted by AC

Do you think his son will sport a pair of sunnies like that ?

I actually really want some of his sunnies

[Fev]

Some apparently true "facts" about Kim haha

1. According to his official biographers, his birth in 1941 in Baekdu Mountain was apparently prophesied by a swallow and heralded with a double rainbow and a new star in the heavens.

2. He's really got a thing about pizza and his pizza programme came to fruition in 2009. He had brought a group of Italian chefs to Pyongyang in the 90s to train army officers on how to create the perfect pizza.

3. A near-obsessive film buff and a fan of Elizabeth Taylor in particular, his his 20,000-strong video library has his all time favourites including Rambo, Bond and Godzilla. Kim ordered the kidnapping of Shin Sang-ok, the South Korean film director, and his actress wife, Choi Eun-hee, in 1978 in order to build up North Korea's film industry. They made seven films before escaping to the West in 1986.

4. Kim apparently produced a patriotic 100-part documentary series on the history of his North Korean homeland as well as writing a book entitled On the Art of Cinema.

5. Kim also composed six operas and enjoyed staging musicals, says his offi cial biography.

6. He reportedly spread the myth across North Korea that he could control the weather with his moods, as if by magic.

7. He was hailed as a demi-god style guru though he was a vain playboy with a fad for bouffant hair, jumpsuits and platform shoes to make him look taller.

8. He travelled by private train for state visits - a decision connected to his fear of flying, a phobia he was believed to share with his father. His private train journeys were luxurious with live lobsters being airlifted daily to his train, despite the millions left behind starving due to famine.

9. Last month, he reportedly gave 160 Mercedez-Benz cars out among his highestranking party officials despite a UN ban on luxury exports to North Korea.

10. Reports say that he would refuse to consume anything not produced in North Korea - but made an exception of French wine as reflected in the 10,000 strong collection of bottles in his cellar.

11. Jong Il was the world's biggest buyer of Hennessy cognac between 1992 & 1994, according to the drinks company.

12. In 2007, a German rabbit breeder, Karl Szmolinsky, said he suspected the North Korean leader had served up the giant rabbits he sent to Pyongyang for a food production programme during his 65th birthday celebration.

[XR6_661]

[b055m4n]

king kong...who ???

[Bossxr8]

He spent most of the countries money on the military while millions starved. Had the whole country brain washed. And his son is supposed to be just as bad/wacko.

[gtfpv]

You have to wonder why his replacement is the 3rd son . who decided that ?

[V8 6I]

The Firing squad.

[351capri]

Originally Posted by Fev

Some apparently true "facts" about Kim haha

1. According to his official biographers, his birth in 1941 in Baekdu Mountain was apparently prophesied by a swallow and heralded with a double rainbow and a new star in the heavens.

2. He's really got a thing about pizza and his pizza programme came to fruition in 2009. He had brought a group of Italian chefs to Pyongyang in the 90s to train army officers on how to create the perfect pizza.

3. A near-obsessive film buff and a fan of Elizabeth Taylor in particular, his his 20,000-strong video library has his all time favourites including Rambo, Bond and Godzilla. Kim ordered the kidnapping of Shin Sang-ok, the South Korean film director, and his actress wife, Choi Eun-hee, in 1978 in order to build up North Korea's film industry. They made seven films before escaping to the West in 1986.

4. Kim apparently produced a patriotic 100-part documentary series on the history of his North Korean homeland as well as writing a book entitled On the Art of Cinema.

5. Kim also composed six operas and enjoyed staging musicals, says his offi cial biography.

6. He reportedly spread the myth across North Korea that he could control the weather with his moods, as if by magic.

7. He was hailed as a demi-god style guru though he was a vain playboy with a fad for bouffant hair, jumpsuits and platform shoes to make him look taller.

8. He travelled by private train for state visits - a decision connected to his fear of flying, a phobia he was believed to share with his father. His private train journeys were luxurious with live lobsters being airlifted daily to his train, despite the millions left behind starving due to famine.

9. Last month, he reportedly gave 160 Mercedez-Benz cars out among his highestranking party officials despite a UN ban on luxury exports to North Korea.

10. Reports say that he would refuse to consume anything not produced in North Korea - but made an exception of French wine as reflected in the 10,000 strong collection of bottles in his cellar.

11. Jong Il was the world's biggest buyer of Hennessy cognac between 1992 & 1994, according to the drinks company.

12. In 2007, a German rabbit breeder, Karl Szmolinsky, said he suspected the North Korean leader had served up the giant rabbits he sent to Pyongyang for a food production programme during his 65th birthday celebration.

have also read somewhere that he was the worlds best golfer, apparently shooting a 32 odd under round which included 11 hole in ones (aces). this all happening in hs first ever game!

[b2tf]

Originally Posted by 351capri

have also read somewhere that he was the worlds best golfer, apparently shooting a 32 odd under round which included 11 hole in ones (aces). this all happening in hs first ever game!

That's because he played golf like mr burns with smithers going and substituting the ball.

[cham]

Originally Posted by 351capri

have also read somewhere that he was the worlds best golfer, apparently shooting a 32 odd under round which included 11 hole in ones (aces). this all happening in hs first ever game!

This is true - apparently it was witnessed by 17 of his bodyguards (who would have been threatened with death otherwise).

[Bent8]

And now for some breaking news...

"PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In surprisingly candid remarks today following his father's death, Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to North Korea's highest government post, expressed doubt that he was sufficiently out of his mind to succeed longtime dictator Kim Jong-il."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim...ough-to,18374/

[nstg8a]

he also claimed to have invented the hamburger...

[MITCHAY]

First thing I did was watch Team America clips. As for his son, well he looks like a computer nerd so I lol'd. 4 star general, again lol. I'm wondering are these people balling their eyes out just happy or more scared?

[Fev]

Originally Posted by MITCHAY

First thing I did was watch Team America clips. As for his son, well he looks like a computer nerd so I lol'd. 4 star general, again lol. I'm wondering are these people balling their eyes out just happy or more scared?

He is a computer nerd, read a few articles saying he's a big gamer.

Lets hope he doesn't have a brain snap and thinks he's in COD

[George1861]

Originally Posted by MITCHAY

I'm wondering are these people balling their eyes out just happy or more scared?

Stockholm syndrome

[basteve]

the world may be a safer place to live without him. but then again maybe not......who knows?

[Yellow_Festiva]

Originally Posted by MITCHAY

First thing I did was watch Team America clips. As for his son, well he looks like a computer nerd so I lol'd. 4 star general, again lol. I'm wondering are these people balling their eyes out just happy or more scared?

Here is something else some may find amusing ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYnL5oUePM8

Originally Posted by Fev

He is a computer nerd, read a few articles saying he's a big gamer.

Lets hope he doesn't have a brain snap and thinks he's in COD

Haaa... gamer, so VERY Korean ;)

[Dusty1]

Originally Posted by gtfpv

You have to wonder why his replacement is the 3rd son . who decided that ?

I spoke to a good mate who lives in Seoul and the explanation was simply 'it's a Korean thing'. They don't do the first son thing like we did, or do. The third son is considered to be the successor.

Anyways, let's hope he's not the nut job like his father and grandfather. Probably will be.

Would be good to have the Koreas united, but there's less of a desire now in the South, although the south does consider them to be the same people. It is a very sad place when you speak to people who have families in the north.

[Adamz Ghia]

The eldest son fell out of favour after attempting to enter Japan on a fake passport and went to Disneyland in 2001. Why this mattered I'm not so sure but it's why he wasn't chosen as the successor...