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25-11-2005, 10:52 PM | #1 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ****?" "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
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25-11-2005, 10:56 PM | #2 | ||
As in 'best there ever'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bayswater, VIC
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BWAHAHAHA!
That's gold!
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25-11-2005, 11:14 PM | #3 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Kirrawee NSW
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06' BF XR6T manual sedan in Bionic Blue.....written off 08/15......greatly missed... New ride....07' RSpec manual Typhoon in Winter White....factory sunroof, Premium sound, Process West intercooler, upsized tubing, valve springs, 1000cc injectors, Delphi intank pump,*modified turbo, 4" dump, 5" cat, dual 2 1/2" Xforce exhaust, Mal Wood Opt 5 clutch, Herrod shifter, Ozrace coilovers with adj. Whiteline bars, 6 spot Brembos, Edit by Crescent Motorsport.....382rwkws @ 1150nms on E85.... |
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26-11-2005, 03:19 AM | #4 | ||
V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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good, good.
Didn't see that coming.
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26-11-2005, 11:27 PM | #5 | ||
my one day build...
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 177
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good, say it coming, it's been posted here before, but still a good 1
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