Funny Ford and other Bumper Stickers

[GreenMachine]

sticker on the diff of my Kingswood:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE CHECK OCCUPANTS

[chief]

On a Ford SVO I saw today,

SVO: Sideways Veichle Operator

[pandaman]

Originally Posted by Bevan Boy

and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!

heh, A bloke I work with has that one on the back of his AU XR8 ute. Doesn't have a bullbar on it though (not yet anyway). Ater a little wildlife encounter earlier in the year, I'd have to concur with it. :nutsycuck

My favourite would have to be: "Gone mad, back shortly"

I'm also considering having one made up for my XE: "Fat B*stard Express"

[turbo00007]

I use holden shirts to polish my ford :

[TURBO_GHIA]

ive seen, dont follow me im lost too .

on the back on a VL massive sticker saying, BIG STICKER

[Peuty]

Originally Posted by Steve D

I like the 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on'

I saw one on an old Kombi that was similar.

it said "Get out, shut up, and start pushing"

[gmhdriver]

I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.

[THORNSPAWN]

I want this one for my escort
"DO NOT OVERTAKE OVERTURNING VEHICLE"

[EFFalcon]

i had a good laugh at this one....
if its too hard to make out...
it simply said Neighbours in the tv show font..
didnt get it but lol!

[Xephon]

'If you can read this, I've lost my caravan'
There was a guy down the road who was a snake catcher. He had 'Snake-away Services' on the back of his car. Funny when out of context.

[NC 5ltr]

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... ...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

fav......Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

[shane3]

I have seen this on the back of a chick's car "any closer and you'l need a condom" and another that i"ve seen is "I'm not into that! so get off my ****".

[RegSpec]

Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?

[b2tf]

Seen quite a few good ones, i love the ones like "WINDSCREEN" etc.

One today was "I wish i had a CAT sticker like every other ****er"

[Gammaboy]

Originally Posted by BlueBAXR8

Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?

Even better is the "HSV I Just beat one"... still dunno where to get one though. mind you, why advertise, just let your tail-lights do the talking :P

[fiery]

On one of my cars was: BLAT Racing (Break late and turn.......)

so many cars in Qld seem to do exactly that too :

[Casper]

Wombat Mobile. eats roots and leaves.

[GRNKPR]

dont like my driving e mail me at www.eatsh#tandgof##ckyourself.com.au

[Doogstar]

Originally Posted by gmhdriver

I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.

Saw a yellow sign like that one, "Warning, no children aboard"

[T3man]

Funniest thing I saw on the back of a car was on a new model Magna and it said "GT". Still LMAO .....

[THORNSPAWN]

On the back of a motorcyclist's jacket:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE B!TCH FELL OFF"

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by csv8

Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.

And it's fun when you are in a 2L car and absolutely annihilate the guy with the V8 with that sticker ... especially when you tell 'em that they got beaten by a bottle of juice.

That 5h1ts them off so bad.

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by Bevan Boy

and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!

Yes ... GOLD.

Or ... "Curiosity didn't kill the cat ... my 4WD did"

[THORNSPAWN]

Originally Posted by csv8

Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.

Milk and Juice may come in 2 litres but cheap wine comes in 5 litres(tm) :

[TuMor]

On a family car's trailer packed with camping gear...
"Yes weve got the f#ing kitchen sink too!!"

On an XC Falcon...
"Holden means a great deal to korea"

On a chicks VL

"Is that a 2L? How cute..."

[Mack 6]

I used to have "Ban Stupid Pedestrians Not Bullbars" on my bar. Needless to say, at the lights, the people crossing in front were a little hesitant.
My old B&S bus had a heap of sayings like "up ya B*m, No Babies" and CAT-The other White meat. My favorite was a cartoon pick of a cow in a tutu doing a handstand, a cot pat on the ground and the phrase "stupid cow" It gave me and the boys hours of drunken entertainment.

[joshf2]

this was on my old car

[scotty_d]

Across the back off my old HZ ute I had

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

That got alot of attention.

[Doogstar]

I would like one on the back of the Ford that said, "This IS my other car" or "My other car's a sh#tbox"