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05-01-2006, 08:58 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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 : A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" and explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill a person! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. He looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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05-01-2006, 09:25 AM
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Formerly au^ute
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Thats a good one Kev!
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05-01-2006, 12:16 PM
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Hahaha Love It
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05-01-2006, 02:20 PM
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Good one, ta
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05-01-2006, 11:12 PM
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true blue from "The BOG"
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cyanide for your wife ?
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