Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:

[big_pete]

Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their **** to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser









also heres a link to a funny funny site,
possibly the reason why Webcams should be banned!!

http://www.mskplanet.com/numanumaye.htm



sorry if this has been posted before

[Kryton]

and thats even funnier if you picture billy connolly saying it with the accent, and the pauses.


also you should have to have a license to own a webcam.....that is...well.....sad.

[M14A-Mclaren]

Originally Posted by big_pete

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser

Hahahaha, this one had be laughing my *** off, then I opened the website and laughed even harder.

[XR6Gal]

hahah that guy was weird, his first part was the funniest, his mouth is weird...hahaha

[Smoked]

dude, what country is that. Thats an awesome song, i wanna use it for doing up owned clips.

[FordFan86]

Lmfao i sat here imaging his accent, im loosing it with laughter
seen the website before, its still a ****er tho

[RED_EL_XR8]

Billy C is an amateur ther are lots more than 13 things to hate about people !

[Full Noise]

Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

Billy C is an amateur ther are lots more than 13 things to hate about people !

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Very funny the old Bill.

Cheers, Danny

[paul7v7]

:rofl: good stuff.

[MotherNatureVer2]

Got to love Billy ..... always have & yes you do have to insert his accent to get the full value of the jokes :P

[YuGoStaR]

haha That's some funny stuff there. That little clip is hilarious too.
I know that clip your talking about Malakai, I've got it on here, but I don't know where to link it, or if there is a site. But thats even funnier than that guy on his webcam.
hahaha