Superyob Tuesday

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Roll up folks and get ready for your regular dose of Superyob Tuesday! And on tonight's show viewers, we are going to play 'The Offence Game'!!! (clapping and cheering from the audience)

Tonight's winner will get to walk away with a renewed sense of smugly confected outrage to display proudly in their trophy cabinet.

First question children is:

A female sports star asks out a handsome male reporter. What offence was caused here? Yes that's right; none because she was just a strong assertive woman who knows what she wants...

Second question folks:

A gay sports star is interviewed at the Gay Olympics by a gay reporter when shock and horror!!! The gay sports star hits on the gay reporter!!! Surely there was an offence right there, right??? Wrong. All the ladyboys and closet queens fell over themselves at such a progressive display off passion that brought more attention to the cause.

Well lets try this third question listeners:
A big black man hits on a delicate white reporter during an interview. What offence has been caused here chilluns? That's right. It was overt racism because nobody wants to see our young ladies propositioned by big black men!!!

Are you as shocked as I am???

And the winner of tonight's smugly confected sense of outrage is...

ME!!! Thank you very much, you've been a wonderful audience. See you sane time next week...