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25-02-2006, 09:44 PM
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I build your wish list...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Country Victoria
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead |
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25-02-2006, 09:55 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth
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the sun newspaper ran this headline when elton john got married...
sir elton takes david up the aisle i wet myself laughing. |
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26-02-2006, 03:17 PM
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HSV - I Just Ate One!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Perth W.A
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ha ha the cemtery one is funni as!!
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26-02-2006, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA
my god... they are very funny! i cant believe some of them, you would think that the editors would change a few around no? must be fun to be in the position of making the headlines hey? |
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27-02-2006, 12:11 AM
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Want some classic?
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Half way between the gutter and the stars
Posts: 300
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I like these two.
  She does seem excited.....
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Extreme_Custom
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Melb SE
Posts: 863
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tears coming from my eyes................laughing
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27-02-2006, 01:16 AM
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Extreme_Custom
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Melb SE
Posts: 863
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more laughter//////////////////////////////
Iraq defense minister is ready to "fill the streets with tanks" to stop "endless war" Two Soviet ships collide - one dies Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold Official: Only rain will cure drought Man is fatally slain Never withhold herpes from loved one Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
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If You Think AU Are Ugly ! Check my X Out......... Loved by one ... Admired by many ... Envied by most ! RIP - F6 Last edited by divine_afg; 27-02-2006 at 01:36 AM. |
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THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:
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