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01-03-2006, 05:46 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Dubbo, NSW
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "Okay, now what?"  |
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01-03-2006, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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01-03-2006, 08:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
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Two blonds were out hunting when they stumbled upon a set of tracks. The first blond jumps in and proclaims that they had found some rabbit tracks. But the second insisted they were made by a fox. A heated arguament ensued about the origin of the tracks, until they were both finally hit by the train.
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01-03-2006, 08:25 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Both very funny. Was expecting something on Cheney.
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Hunting Joke
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