email joke

[Dez]

hey, got this 1 from my mum today (they must be flat out at coles myer head office lol)

Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman
(could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for a seven
hundred and ten.

They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a
seven hundred and ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece paper and a pen and asked her to
draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle
of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked,

"Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its
right there."

[DivHunter]

Not allowed to bag poofs but you can bag women :

Still funny stuff :evil_laug

[Dez]

i didnt bag a woman. its a written joke, written by someone

and the "poof" comments aren't in written jokes, they are used in posts

:

[Laminge]

this is going no where, unless you take the effort to report post we carnt read them all.

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