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13-02-2005, 01:08 AM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
Posts: 1,139
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On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. On the bottle-top of a UK milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. Too late! You lose! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. Are you sure? Let's experiment. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids? On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. As opposed to... On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. Now I'm curious. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning? On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy. On some frozen dinners - SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box - FITS ONE HEAD. On packaging for a Rowenta iron - DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine - DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY. On Nytol sleep aid - WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
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13-02-2005, 01:27 AM
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In the Forced 'lane
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
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Classic :hihi:
Here's some more off ebaumsworld            
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13-02-2005, 01:38 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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A premium quality vergina eh? that would quench my thirst thats for sure.
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13-02-2005, 01:58 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
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i could go for some vergina right about now
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13-02-2005, 09:18 AM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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13-02-2005, 02:18 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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Anyone want to guess what this sign means??
 
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 SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford  Last edited by Feathers; 13-02-2005 at 02:19 PM. |
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13-02-2005, 03:32 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melb
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on the christmas lights at work... "Do not try to replace non-replacable bulbs."
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Newcastle/wodonga-ish
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"The" ED. 19" APEC Apache wheels, King superlows, 2.5" cat back exhaust, midnight express tint, ED XR front  :
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13-02-2005, 07:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
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haha there golden!
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13-02-2005, 09:45 PM
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burn out king
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: a.c.t
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on the box for my new star spray gun "do not spray on face"
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13-02-2005, 10:35 PM
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Dual O2 sensors
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisneyworld
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How much do you know about yourself if you don't iron clothes on your body or spray paint into your face?
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13-02-2005, 10:38 PM
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Lyrical Mastermind
Join Date: Jan 2005
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hahahahhahahhaha hilarious!!!!
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