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29-06-2011, 10:12 PM
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Hey Mearle sit on these and keep 'em cold for me will ya?
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29-06-2011, 11:46 PM
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30-06-2011, 10:53 PM
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Ted Bullpit during a telephone call.....
"Hello, this is Ted Bullpit"...(pauses).......... "no Bullpit"........... "no BULLPIT"............. "BULLPIT"........... "Yeah, they all say that"... |
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06-07-2011, 06:40 PM
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What about his racing grey hounds? Gay Akubra and Repco Lad.
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07-07-2011, 08:17 PM
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this is possibly the best thing i've read/watched all month. thanks for bringing it up last nite rik
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09-07-2011, 01:06 PM
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13-07-2011, 05:09 PM
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When some one sat in his chair
Go on get get get get get I love my chair Or when he was out to get the 3 legged fox terrier next do to stop peeing on the kingswoods tyres (can not remember the dogs name)
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13-07-2011, 05:16 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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13-07-2011, 06:27 PM
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14-07-2011, 02:23 PM
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No plastic bumpers
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This thread has got me watching at least one episode most nights on You Tube. I loved the show when it was originally on but had forgotten how funny it is.
Lots of great comments put I really love how he refers to the kids at that school for the chronically catholic as "spotty (or grotty) little Damiens!"
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27-05-2019, 08:24 PM
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27-05-2019, 08:34 PM
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27-05-2019, 08:39 PM
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27-05-2019, 09:49 PM
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Pickle me grandmother, what a thread mine!
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28-05-2019, 01:01 PM
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So How was your Day, Ted?
Bloody shambles of course,someone should blow [varies] up. Shows like this are definitely not politically incorrect, they are deliberately making fun of Ted's discriminations, in the same way as on Love Thy Neighbour. Anyone who thinks these shows shouldnt be on air anymore is a snowflake.
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28-05-2019, 03:47 PM
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31-05-2019, 07:09 PM
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"Righto smarty pants wishbone legs" - maybe it was Greta he was talking to..
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02-06-2019, 11:48 AM
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Mario to Ted. I’m not a wog l was born in Australia.
Ted to Mario. Well where then. Mario to Ted. Wagga Wagga. Ted to Mario. See you are a wog. |
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02-06-2019, 01:00 PM
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02-06-2019, 01:29 PM
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Ted called Mario the '****y little Fiat driver' that he was a 1) Olive muncher 2) Garlic gobbler.......Now imagine if they bought back 'Peter the Phantom Piuller'...........
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03-06-2019, 01:12 PM
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03-06-2019, 02:00 PM
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Still use Leave your money on the fridge.
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Re: Ted Bullpitts Favorite Sayings
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