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03-03-2020, 08:13 PM
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DIY Tragic
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Sydney, more than not. I hate it.
Posts: 22,505
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I had a text this morning: “Battery is flat, car won’t start.”
How did you know, I asked: “The little picture of a battery was lit up.”  Someone had forgotten their kill switch. It was cranking but no spark or fuel. |
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04-03-2020, 10:22 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 5,083
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Had a CEO that seized an engine....he had seen a red light on the dash but was waiting for it to get brighter before doing anything.
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04-03-2020, 10:34 AM
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DIY Tragic
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Sydney, more than not. I hate it.
Posts: 22,505
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A mate’s ex-girlfriend told him there was a “little watering can” lit on the dash, so she checked and topped up the screenwash with her little watering can.
Like your CEO, the motor still seized... |
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What that dash light means (apparently)
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