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06-04-2006, 04:18 PM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, S.A.
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A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!! With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her ars.e This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it." |
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06-04-2006, 04:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
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  : Gold.. but ewwwwwwww
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06-04-2006, 04:28 PM
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...fairly odd
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: mcdonalds college of hamburger knowledge
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pretty good joke... btw
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07-04-2006, 08:39 AM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
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That is classic!
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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07-04-2006, 08:52 AM
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DELANY
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
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lol thats a good one
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07-04-2006, 08:28 PM
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GT
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SYDNEY
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what can i say one of the best ones i've read. hahahahahahahahahahh.
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