|
|
|
|
|
|
Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated. |
|
|||||||
| The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
30-06-2006, 01:27 PM
|
#1 | ||
|
XR5 Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth, Ex NSW
Posts: 1,455
|
A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....", he said with a deep sigh, . . "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." |
||
|
|
|
30-06-2006, 02:54 PM
|
#2 | ||
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Beaumont Hills
Posts: 2,536
|
hahahaha well done.. love it!
|
||
|
|
|
|
30-06-2006, 03:07 PM
|
#3 | ||
|
Heart of Blue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: ACT
Posts: 322
|
HAHAHAHA
Ahh Blonde jokes. Theres so many.
__________________
2004 BA XR8 Ute - Blood Orange - Love it! |
||
|
|
|
|
30-06-2006, 05:55 PM
|
#4 | ||
|
FTF Club Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
Posts: 3,132
|
That has to be one of the best blond kokes here is another:
Blonds have more fun, but brunetts remember it the next day!
__________________
Albert Einstein: Es ist schwieriger, eine vorgefaßte Meinung zu zertrümmern als ein Atom. (It is more difficult to alter a preconception than split an atom) Falcon Tickford FPV (FTF) Car Club of NSW Fords in the Park 2010 I use and recommend Stingray Car Security. http://www.stingraycar.com.au/ |
||
|
|
|
|
30-06-2006, 06:04 PM
|
#5 | |||
|
OzEcruisers PRESIDENT
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Melbz
Posts: 15,761
|
Nice work.........didnt pick that punch line
__________________
1994 Ford Fairmont EF NA 6cyl Man 3.9 diff Sedan PROEF 13.46 @ 105.78mph Tuned by DYNOMOTIVE 200BUX - AFF Drag Nats 2019 EF Wagon Quote:
|
|||
|
|
|
|
30-06-2006, 06:22 PM
|
#6 | ||
|
Barra Turbo > V8
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 26,023
|
hahahaha thats gold
__________________
-2011 XR6 Turbo Ute - Lux Pack - M6 -2022 Hyundai Tucson Highlander Diesel N Line |
||
|
|
|
30-06-2006, 06:28 PM
|
#7 | |||
|
Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ipswich QLD
Posts: 4,697
|
Quote:
Ahhh i dont get it... :thebirds: |
|||
|
|
|
|
01-07-2006, 05:10 AM
|
#8 | ||
|
XR5 Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth, Ex NSW
Posts: 1,455
|
Made me cackle, it did!..
It's 3am in the morning and i am talking like Yoda...something is wrong with me i swear... |
||
|
|
|
The Rooster Puzzle
Linear Mode
