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Old 01-11-2006, 11:42 AM   #271
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Your partner sounds like a xenophobic, inbred dumbarse...but that is just a humble opinion from a person who has an education past the sixth grade.

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I didn’t know they let you Finnish in year 7? Well if you had stayed until year 8, you may have learned that when we run out of water we all die and considering 90% of Australia is affected by drought or water shortages we are technically full! You sound like a typical dumb a$$ greeny who thinks we can accommodate everybody out in the middle bit that you have never been too.

Also in year nine you learn a sense of humour...
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:48 AM   #272
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Usually old ****s driving beaten up cars at 20km below the speed limit in the right hand lane???

Can anyone shed some light on this?
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:00 PM   #273
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I didn’t know they let you Finnish in year 7? Well if you had stayed until year 8, you may have learned that when we run out of water we all die and considering 90% of Australia is affected by drought or water shortages we are technically full! You sound like a typical dumb a$$ greeny who thinks we can accommodate everybody out in the middle bit that you have never been too.

Also in year nine you learn a sense of humour...
First, please learn how to spell before entering any argument - it at least gives you some credence. I do find it particularly amusing that you are defending such an insular outlook on life, but also assume your fear of foreigners (don't use the drought as an excuse) is restricted to those whose skin is darker than yours or eyes are slantier than yours.

And no, I don't come from Finland, I just find racism insulting and not funny as I am sure the moderators would too.
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:02 PM   #274
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Ok spelling aside, how do you come up with the idea that the sticker is racist? Its not singling anyone out, for any reason. Why isn’t the drought a reason to say we are full? With out major infrastructure changes our country can not support many more people? If you want to live in an underdeveloped and over populated country I’m sure China or India will let you move in!
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:21 PM   #275
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Your both missing the point and arguing for useless points. The sticker is racist, it implies no tolerance for immigration. But its clever and in good humour. Im as arab as arab gets (my cousin owns a skyline...or is it a silvia...i forget) seriously get over it. The drought argument is useless, there is plenty of room, there are shortages left right and center for everything in australia. There is simply too much room in this giant big a$$ island to possibly be serious about being full. as for no infrastructure...trust me you push the government with enough people in the country they will soon figure out a way to accomodate for the extras...and whats with bagging spellin as the first arguing point for any debate...get over it!!!!!

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Old 01-11-2006, 03:38 PM   #276
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I saw one on a car a few months ago, also seen it on a shirt...


"Thanks for visiting Bankstown, Sorry we missed you"

And it had a pic of a hand holding a gun at you :P
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:25 PM   #277
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One that was on my old brown HX Kingswood:
"Laugh all you like, but the bank doesn't own it." Sticking it up all the P-platers with financially backed rides.

Seen on a HQ ute, got me a bit worried:
"RYOBI Tuned Suspension" done in the same fashion as the Holden Radial Tuned Suspension badge. I would assume he's gone at the springs with an angle grinder.
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:31 PM   #278
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Usually old ****s driving beaten up cars at 20km below the speed limit in the right hand lane???

Can anyone shed some light on this?
Yeah, I've always wondered the same. WTF are they for? They only seem to be in QLD...
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:34 PM   #279
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Dont know if anyone has seen this one

"All day sideways in my calais"

......... VL of coarse.
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:38 PM   #280
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A Hi-Ace van I often see on the way to work has "NECROPHILIA - THE URGE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE" on the back window. Pretty tasteless and not that funny really...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAhahahaHAHAhahAHahahaH a aah HAHA a

HAHAHA THAT is the FUNNIEST thing i have probably ever read!
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:53 PM   #281
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ive seen this one "the more i understand a woman the more i like the pub"
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:55 PM   #282
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Can't remember if i've posted in this thread yet - but anyway.

On the back of a smokey 4runner - "Puff the tragic wagon"

Thought that was good.

Also, on the back of an old chevy truck (IIRC) - "Got a sloppy box? 9976-#####" (Phone no for gearbox serivce)
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:59 PM   #283
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ive seen this one "the more i understand a woman the more i like the pub"
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On the back of a smokey 4runner - "Puff the tragic wagon"
Hahahahahaha Instead of puff the MAGIC dragon ahahaha I get it...
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:17 PM   #284
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Today i saw " Jesus save me...from your followers"

People it's a sticker thread, read them and laugh, no need to start political BS here.
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Old 01-11-2006, 06:20 PM   #285
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Im not speeding, Im time trialing.

This one is the best on a landcruiser with hi rise suspension

Does not play well with small cars.
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Old 01-11-2006, 06:21 PM   #286
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One on Pirie St in front of my bulding just now.

WRX, bling style mags, cannon exhaust etc.

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Old 01-11-2006, 06:56 PM   #287
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A Hi-Ace van I often see on the way to work has "NECROPHILIA - THE URGE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE" on the back window. Pretty tasteless and not that funny really...



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Old 01-11-2006, 07:09 PM   #288
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hehehehe.. this thread makes me happy, most of them are in my taste.
for my truck i am planning on getting some made, i said i would before, but i will be doing a batch for some mates aswell.

Yes! this is my truck.... NO! i will not help you move.

Suck my drunk I am D1ck. < i was in tears when i heard that one..

getting the aussie flag made up, with the writing next to it :
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA
NOW LEARN ENGLISH!!!

lots more but that will do for now.
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Old 01-11-2006, 07:16 PM   #289
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At my old bosses factory on a kick *** Vette....

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my mate has a sticker on the back of his xr falcon saying this car was built when michael jackson was black


LOL! that is so funny! some people are geniuses! :evil_laug
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On the back of an AU Falcon XR6 - Misuse of this vehicle can result in serious fun
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:44 AM   #292
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:47 AM   #293
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Just asking for police to pull it over, and maybe even a vist from Today Tonight..
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Old 02-11-2006, 12:39 PM   #294
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Old 02-11-2006, 04:08 PM   #295
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I guess if its true we all own a small part of that car from out taxes!
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Old 02-11-2006, 04:20 PM   #297
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Usually old ****s driving beaten up cars at 20km below the speed limit in the right hand lane???

Can anyone shed some light on this?
Supplied by some insurance company
the concept is that the driver is over 25 Maybe thay think that makes them a better driver, should be an invitation for the coppers to do a licence check, pulse check and breathalizer routine. Only an idiot would think age has anything to do with ability.
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dont know if anyones seen it but its the outline of australia and in the middle it says "f$%k off were full"

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Old 02-11-2006, 04:24 PM   #299
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Gee, and here I was thinking OK/25 was a sticker reminding those following that if the battered Volvo wagon with the sticker is doing 32kph in a 60 zone, you're doing OK.
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Old 02-11-2006, 04:25 PM   #300
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dont know if anyones seen it but its the outline of australia and in the middle it says "f$%k off were full"

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Yeah fuggen aye don't want none of those foreigners here aye, might drink all the beer and root all the sheilas!
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