Epic Fail's - Motoring [Read original post, no off topic discussion]

[GTP owner]

Originally Posted by sen

nice project up for grabs anyone? http://cgi.ebay.com.au/r32-4-door-dr...item27af6efba8 :

what the???? Worst fail so far methinks

[JOSH]

this is posted in the bar area but it is a massive epic car fail si it should be here aswell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9TX82c2VI

[3vXT]

Originally Posted by geckoGT

This absolutely requires inclusion in this epic thread.

Volt Launch

WTF was that??? It was so bad i couldn't look away.

Now i hate electric cars, music, dancing men, dancing women and the internet.

[Rodp]

Originally Posted by sen

nice project up for grabs anyone? http://cgi.ebay.com.au/r32-4-door-dr...item27af6efba8 :

99c?! Tell him he's dreamin' son.

[pauljh74]

Originally Posted by chief

There's a big crack in that window

[DBourne]

and it isn't a fail, thats awesome haha

[Bobman]

A few from the Herald Sun website (these folks were travelling on Victorian roads):

[aye you]

wonder if old mate had tha gas bottle with him.

"No officer, that's extra fuel for me bike"

[tex]

Originally Posted by JOSH

this is posted in the bar area but it is a massive epic car fail si it should be here aswell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9TX82c2VI

That is pure f#$king Gold, I had to wipe the tears from my eyes.

[Spitfire 6.2]

I spotted both of these cars on the same day. 1st one is in Newcastle, the 2nd is on the Central Coast.

[xyfairmont]

can anyone inform me whats going on with my 351 i was driving then i droped a cylinder kept driving then lost my oil pressure is it my distribeter

[cosmo20btt]

Originally Posted by xyfairmont

can anyone inform me whats going on with my 351 i was driving then i droped a cylinder kept driving then lost my oil pressure is it my distribeter

Go to a bottle shop grab as many corks you can find so you can stick them in the hole in the side of your engine block. Or you have done major damage, go park it.

[Jesk]

Originally Posted by GT-Mark

wow thats some serious fan work there, not that id drive it but hell yeah who wouldnt wanna take a batmobile for a spin

[Bobman]

[ebxr82nv]

^^^^^^^como driver : ^^^^^^^^


nothing else needed to be said I'd say

[Rodp]

Originally Posted by Bobman

Obviously no rear parking sensors, I hope the blokes in the boat managed to escape injury.

[Revolver]

This was also posted in the UNDERCOVER COP CARS! Section But I thought it belonged here too.

Originally Posted by Blue Beast II

"Vhen I came to Haustralia, I vanted to be a V8 supercar, but zay zaid zat I could not becose I vasn't good enough! But my bruder, ze R32 Golf was transformed into zat Jeimie Vhincups olden. Me? I now have to deil wis two Haustralian pleecemen flogging me around zis brisbun zity & ze dohnut crumbs! I men Furrar! I at leest vanted to be in Zydeny, wis ze hot cars & girls & night life! However I do get to have zis awasome numberplate! It smellz funny zough, did you say oldens use to use zis plate?"

- Silver Golf GTI-RYW22 Commenting on its current employment.

Queensland personalised V8 SUPERCAR PLATES on a VW GOLF, Yeah very stealthy!

[DoreSlamR]

Originally Posted by Bobman

I heard those statos handle like a boat...but this is ridiculous!

[DJM83]

Originally Posted by DoreSlamR

I heard those statos handle like a boat...but this is ridiculous!

Oh come on mate its a GRANGE : more like a yacht

[pauljh74]

2 epic fails

#1 - My mate went to the auctions in the hope of picking up a Nissan X-Trail, but ended up getting a 3.5 year old Prius for about $13500, about $4000 less than the expected price, because no-one bid, except my mate. I just found it odd he could go to the auction in search of a small SUV, and come home with a hybrid.

#2 - Pulled the Prius up at the lights, I think the lanes merged ahead. The next lane was an SS Commodore. Lights go green, my mate says his Prius takes off pretty well initially and the Commodore, realising the Prius got the jump, tries a bit too hard and gets a bit of wheelspin. End result, Prius 1, Commodore 0.

Apparently the Commodore driver stayed back after that. I would have been showing him this
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h8eC61avCM...s400/loser.jpg
if he got close again.

[Zedjay]

Originally Posted by Jesk

wow thats some serious fan work there, not that id drive it but hell yeah who wouldnt wanna take a batmobile for a spin

lol i know the guy that own's/built this thing its a VG val under all that fiber glass. he done all of it himself too except the paint.

he has also built some cool looking mad max replica's and a group C brock replica

[Raptor]

Currently on Carsales; http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/...=30&__Qpb=true

General Fail - yee haw

[Jim Goose]

Originally Posted by Raptor

Currently on Carsales; http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/...=30&__Qpb=true

General Fail - yee haw

That is the saddest thing i have seen in a while and fails on so many levels.
Probably thinks that Colonel Sanders and General Lee fought together....

[LANKY 1]

Would be awesome if it weren't for the General lee bits

[Spanrz]

One of the funniest ever "Epic Fails" is when you actually see it in real life.
Example:


Whilst touring around the Mississippi River just out of New Orleans a few weeks ago, we came across the classic "Yo Homie Pimp Rig".
It was no way as good as the above pic, but just think of a 20 year old car (rusty and scratched paint) GM with $4000 wheels. So freakin hilarious.

I mean, these rusty sedans on top of huge bling wheels, is just so hilarious. I was so stupid to leave my camera off as we passed the "Yo Homie".

Yes folks, these are for real. (just add laughter or LMAO ROFL ROFLCOPTER)

I did manage to capture a Ute (er.. Truck) with bling wheels, but it just didn't have the flavour of "epic fail". Close, but no cigar.

[4.0i_SiX]

Originally Posted by chief

This one had the girlfriend and I in stitches! What a crack up!

[Yellow_Festiva]

Bus station in Agra, India. Printed on the side of the bus we were about to catch to Jaipur



lol....

[Fled74]

Epic driver fail:


You're in deep ************ now, son.

[ms33]

I hope this isnt a repost, was emailed these photos

[V3RSAC3]

Every picture just gets worse, and Worse, and WORSE. LOL hahahahaha