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Old 04-04-2007, 01:26 PM   #331
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"i found jesus.......... he was under the couch the whole time"

he he he

and "built not bought" or "classic not plastic"
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:57 PM   #332
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Saw this in a HJ's drive through yesterday...
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Old 04-04-2007, 04:04 PM   #333
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tongue in cheek,take the centelink sticker for what it is

a dig at the goverment and who hasnt done that?

prefer someone to have a good sense of humour then none at all,for all you know that owner could work 2 jobs earn 5 times more then you and still have a sense of humour at the end of the day.

be different if you saw it on a car that you regulary saw at centrelink and the owner was unemployed and clearly rorting the system etc then you got a right to be peeved.


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Old 04-04-2007, 04:16 PM   #334
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Just spotted a huuuuge sticker across the winsdcreen of an EL..... "DRIFT" that automotive brand....and he wasn't even sideways :

And forgot to make mention of those stupid "Drift Right" or "Drag Right" victorian stickers.... that came about after the "Drive Right" programme
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:53 PM   #335
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My mate had this one on some little shitty hatch back he had, He Did a crap spry job on it, with Bonnet scoop, mags, exhaust and like 8 Gaugers mounted to the dash.

With a sticker across the back “I’m not ***, but my car is” LOL
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:15 AM   #336
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On the rear screen of my Capri I'm carrying the HSV logo sticker. Under it are the words "HSV-I just wasted one..." Gets a few larfs but sod-all Holdens seem to want to test it. You'd think it'd have the opposite effect....
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:16 PM   #337
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spotted a jeep a while ago with a big sticker on the back window saying 'unditaker'
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Old 17-04-2007, 10:16 PM   #338
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Today I saw a P plater in a Mitsi lancer with bullet holes all the way across the boot and on the bumper "Caution- Vehicle frequently sideways"
I'd like to know when it's sideways unless you stand side on to it.
He probably doesn't even know it's front wheel drive, loser.
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Old 21-04-2007, 10:49 PM   #339
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a mate of mines got a nice little ricer ,a datto 1600 ,sr20 turbo,5 speed,385 rwh[ true i've seen it on the rollers] and he's got a HSV JUST BEAT ONE sticker and he has ,about a dozen of them.
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Old 22-04-2007, 12:09 AM   #340
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i know a guy who drives a immaculate na fairlane with enyo stickers on it
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Old 22-04-2007, 01:46 AM   #341
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can some pm me please were i can get a aff sticker for my ford please some one.?
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Old 24-04-2007, 03:09 PM   #342
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Old 24-04-2007, 08:06 PM   #343
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I've got two odyssey stickers on my ute, a big one on the back window and a little one above the rearview mirror on the front. It's a BMX brand, i have a fair few of the components on my bikes. I also have a tiny "K&N" one and a "Special Parts Takegawa" its a brand of mini-bike parts.
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Old 24-04-2007, 08:37 PM   #344
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Forgot to mention, someone changed one of the "Speed Cameras Used In NSW" sign on the Newell Highway to "Speed Cameras ABused in NSW"
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Old 24-04-2007, 08:55 PM   #345
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don't know if it's been mentioned, i don't want to read through 14 pages...
on the back of a ute i saw "My towbar is stronger than your radiator, it's your call. Back off!" found that pretty good
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Old 24-04-2007, 09:49 PM   #346
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I saw on the back of a Jeep "I got that jeep thing... now it hurts when I pee"... I laughed very loudly...

On my first car (a 1984 telstar I scored for $0) I put huge vinyl "NOS" stickers on the doors. They were about 40cm long and 20cm tall. Quite Massive. It was mostly to take the **** out of stickers on cars, especially the shopping lists that people have on their doors. That was like the best $8 I ever spent...

... also the $15 tacho bolted to dash (of and auto) was to take the **** out of huge tachos on shitty little rice cars...

People looked at me very strangely. More so when I would drive around in it while wearing one of those tartan hats with the pom pom on top and the red hair hanging from the back. Guys driving 180sx's tend to get very ****ed off when you look at them and rev your engine while wearing a hat like that. Its so freakin' funny! - Try it.
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Old 24-04-2007, 10:41 PM   #347
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Have 'BAD GIRL'....wanted
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Old 24-04-2007, 10:53 PM   #348
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What about those ppl with the shopping list of like Blitz, K&N, Trust, GReddy, DRiFT on the side of the door and its on like a Daihatsu Charade with a cannon. Abolutely stupid.
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Old 25-04-2007, 07:36 AM   #349
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there's a matt black Mazda RX7 cruising around the town i live in, driven by a young hoon with a big "Crane Cams" sticker across the back window, either he's pulling the p**s or he's a dumb a**, i kinda think the latter
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Old 25-04-2007, 08:18 AM   #350
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seen a hyundai excel with a huge sticker on the back window : Your car is nice, but can you drift...

obviously not in a front wheel drive excel
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Old 25-04-2007, 08:41 AM   #351
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^^^ that's hilarious.
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Old 25-04-2007, 08:55 AM   #352
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It pi s s es me when you buy a new car and they put the dealership stickers on your car along with the numberplate surronds, I asked for them not to do this and the basteds put one right in the middle of my rear window then wondered why I was irrate. Prob off topic but a comment about stickers none the less. And the amount of cars that have em, talk about free advertising!!!
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Old 25-04-2007, 10:43 AM   #353
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Old 25-04-2007, 03:19 PM   #354
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It pi s s es me when you buy a new car and they put the dealership stickers on your car along with the numberplate surronds, I asked for them not to do this and the basteds put one right in the middle of my rear window then wondered why I was irrate. Prob off topic but a comment about stickers none the less. And the amount of cars that have em, talk about free advertising!!!
Its not free advertising, they had to pay for the sticker!
Peolpe who pay for stickers to put on their car are doing the brand a real favour - eg: K&N Filtercharger sticker equipped Hyundais.
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Old 25-04-2007, 04:56 PM   #355
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I think stickers on cars look tacky why spoil youre car with stickers that are advertising sombody else's product if they are not paying you to do so. If you have youre own product to advertise then fair enough.
but i thought everyone knew that every pound of stickers on ur car adds 10kw.. :|
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Old 25-04-2007, 05:30 PM   #356
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dunno about sticker, but i want the number plate IH8-WRX or WRX-H8R (now considering i live in Sydney, that wont last long)
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Old 25-04-2007, 05:42 PM   #357
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On my race cortina - "My other toy has a dick" husband not impressed!!!!
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Old 30-04-2007, 04:04 PM   #358
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but I have a badge:
"Christian" fish symbol with little legs and big DARWIN written inside.


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Old 30-04-2007, 08:29 PM   #359
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There are some good stickers out there but there are even more stickers that are just wrong.

a good one i've seen is:
"Wanna know what heavens like touch this car and find out."

and on the botton letf corner of the rear winsdcreen on my car
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Old 30-04-2007, 11:10 PM   #360
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oh yeh just thought of more "if you can read this sign your too close"
"if you are reading this sign you are not consentrating please concentrate"
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