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Old 26-01-2010, 07:32 AM   #3721
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Very nice - curious if its ever been engineered with the V8 - BTW - OP there is a sticky section for ebay links.

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Old 26-01-2010, 08:32 AM   #3722
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Wow, thats impressive!

Nice burnout / strip car..
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Old 26-01-2010, 10:32 PM   #3723
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In the final days of WWII, our German friend Adolf is having internet issues, not suprising with the Russians bombing everything....

After running out of ideas, he calls the consumer support centre for help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZKL...eature=related

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Old 27-01-2010, 02:01 PM   #3724
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Old 27-01-2010, 03:29 PM   #3725
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Saw this on ebay what a widow maker


Over 1000hp and only a single 044?
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Old 27-01-2010, 05:02 PM   #3726
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Over 1000hp and only a single 044?
Certainly possible as it is a blow-thru carby setup. not efi.
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Old 27-01-2010, 08:57 PM   #3727
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Certainly possible as it is a blow-thru carby setup. not efi.

This is where the youngen inside me slaps his head
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Old 28-01-2010, 02:07 PM   #3728
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Some kind of modern day Cobra wannabe-

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Old 28-01-2010, 02:29 PM   #3729
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the interior on it looks good but the paint looks crap
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Old 28-01-2010, 07:19 PM   #3730
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Some kind of modern day Cobra wannabe-

Cobra wannabe


WHY?

WHY?
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Old 28-01-2010, 07:46 PM   #3731
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thats just ridiculously ugly hahaha
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Old 28-01-2010, 09:21 PM   #3732
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unless it was actually making 769kw.. then it would be good
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Old 30-01-2010, 05:40 PM   #3733
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Old 01-02-2010, 04:05 PM   #3734
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Turn your 4cyl in to a lumpy v8.....
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Old 01-02-2010, 06:48 PM   #3735
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Helmet machined from solid billet.

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Old 02-02-2010, 08:32 AM   #3736
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Turn your 4cyl in to a lumpy v8.....
That was very funny! Rated highly along with the Duck blow-off-valve and the pssssh noise maker you can get for standard hyundai excels.
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:09 AM   #3737
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Some kind of modern day Cobra wannabe-

Cobra wannabe
You know what - it does look a little strange...

But remember - Dealer special stickers/vinyl roof were all the rage back in the 70's... Remember the McLeod Horn cars??

I'd be tipping that the 769 is the build #.... probably would have left that off... and the cobra badges... but the rest of it... different...

Certainly would turn heads...
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:25 PM   #3738
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I have a 1998 nissan that rear ended someone last week. There is some minor damage that need fixed...but I cant afford to go to a body shop..anyone who is willing to help for less would be doing me a HUGE favor. thanks!
From Me to ***********@**********.org

Hey, how's it going.

I'm a mechanic looking to do some work on the side, and I can probably help you out with your car. How bad is the damage to the car?

Mike

From Kristen ****** to Me:

Hi Mike. The damage isnt bad...my hood is bent and i think the headlight cracked...but I took it for an estimate and they told me i was looking at at least a couple thousand for repairs. im not sure if they are trying to rip me off so take a look if you want. sorry...this is the best picture i could get with my phone

thanks!

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Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.

How much were you looking to spend to get this fixed?

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wow i didnt think it was that bad...do you think you can fix it? i cant afford to spend alot of money on this.

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I can absolutely fix it. I can probably steal the parts you'll need from a junkyard, but you will have to post my bail if I get caught again. Last time, bail was about $400 and I had to pay another $500 fine after court. As for the labor, it is going to cost you about $1500. Replacing the headlight fluid pump is very difficult, and will probably take a lot of time to do. So you are looking at anywhere from $1500 to $2400.

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ok thanks anyway. that is too much for me...ill just deal with it for now i guess

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Kristen, I strongly advise you to get this fixed immediately. You will not pass inspection without a headlight fluid pump, and it is very dangerous to be driving without one. It is very likely that your car could catch fire and explode while you are driving.

Look, I understand you are on a budget and I'd be willing to knock a couple hundred bucks off of the cost of labor if I can have your car's CD player. You won't get a better deal anywhere else.

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what?! the other guy didnt say anything like that. im going to get a few more opinions first, ill let you know. thanks

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Don't take too long - your car is in immediate danger.

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I just called the auto center and they said there is no such thing as a headlight fluid pump...or headlight fluid...they were laughing...what is your problem douche bag?

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Whoever you talked to there obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Look, you can see it in the picture, you are clearly leaking headlight fluid. I pointed it out in the attachment, it is what the red arrow is pointing to. You can see it leaking from the headlight.

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Ok *** hole...thanks for wasting my time

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Sorry for trying to save your life. You'll be sorry when that fluid ignites and makes your transmission explode while you are driving.
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:26 PM   #3739
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I have a 1998 nissan that rear ended someone last week. There is some minor damage that need fixed...but I cant afford to go to a body shop..anyone who is willing to help for less would be doing me a HUGE favor. thanks!
From Me to ***********@**********.org

Hey, how's it going.

I'm a mechanic looking to do some work on the side, and I can probably help you out with your car. How bad is the damage to the car?

Mike

From Kristen ****** to Me:

Hi Mike. The damage isnt bad...my hood is bent and i think the headlight cracked...but I took it for an estimate and they told me i was looking at at least a couple thousand for repairs. im not sure if they are trying to rip me off so take a look if you want. sorry...this is the best picture i could get with my phone

thanks!

Attachment:



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Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.

How much were you looking to spend to get this fixed?

From Kristen ****** to Me:

wow i didnt think it was that bad...do you think you can fix it? i cant afford to spend alot of money on this.

From Me to Kristen ******:

I can absolutely fix it. I can probably steal the parts you'll need from a junkyard, but you will have to post my bail if I get caught again. Last time, bail was about $400 and I had to pay another $500 fine after court. As for the labor, it is going to cost you about $1500. Replacing the headlight fluid pump is very difficult, and will probably take a lot of time to do. So you are looking at anywhere from $1500 to $2400.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

ok thanks anyway. that is too much for me...ill just deal with it for now i guess

From Me to Kristen ******:

Kristen, I strongly advise you to get this fixed immediately. You will not pass inspection without a headlight fluid pump, and it is very dangerous to be driving without one. It is very likely that your car could catch fire and explode while you are driving.

Look, I understand you are on a budget and I'd be willing to knock a couple hundred bucks off of the cost of labor if I can have your car's CD player. You won't get a better deal anywhere else.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

what?! the other guy didnt say anything like that. im going to get a few more opinions first, ill let you know. thanks

From Me to Kristen ******:

Don't take too long - your car is in immediate danger.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

I just called the auto center and they said there is no such thing as a headlight fluid pump...or headlight fluid...they were laughing...what is your problem douche bag?

From Me to Kristen ******:

Whoever you talked to there obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Look, you can see it in the picture, you are clearly leaking headlight fluid. I pointed it out in the attachment, it is what the red arrow is pointing to. You can see it leaking from the headlight.

Attachment:




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Ok *** hole...thanks for wasting my time

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Sorry for trying to save your life. You'll be sorry when that fluid ignites and makes your transmission explode while you are driving.
bahahahahahaha thats a classic it would cost like $500 for the new panels & light and a slide hammer to fix the shell damage. Lol at that lady ^^^
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hey guys i have found a few EBAY items that may be of somwe interest...

NOS el/f xr6/8 red front bumper strips (NOS = New old stock)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/BRAND-NEW-Gen...item25587fe7b2

EB fairmont ghia interior (seats dirty and headrests leather is split)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/fairmont-ghia...item1e5a42d2d8

EA/EB/ED xr6/8 headlights (ED xr with 2 circle headlights)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Ford-Falcon-X...item3ca9b20b73

hope this helps some1, Pat
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:31 PM   #3742
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How to torment a telemarketer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4EPcOpSy8

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Look at this, it's funny...

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Old 08-02-2010, 07:27 PM   #3748
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