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Old 16-04-2011, 06:42 PM   #3751
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I'm ****ed that I didn't take a photo of it, but today coming out of the Wendouree Village car park, I saw an EF falcon that was white. Had black painted dodgy hubcaps, and a barrage of stickers on the rear window saying FALCBOT and other transformer crap. Also the rear Ford badge was replaced with a Transformer one.
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Old 16-04-2011, 06:59 PM   #3752
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No picture either but its easy to picture yourself.....

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Old 16-04-2011, 07:26 PM   #3753
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I thought there was a E3 GTS about to pass me the other day. It had the bar, DRLs, nostrils, and everything.

It must've been all the guy could afford though because the rest was pure, unadulterated Omega. No side skirts, E3 rear bar, no front guard gills, no V8, no quad pipes, no big alloys, no spoiler, no HSV taillights.

I wish I'd gotten a photo.
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Old 16-04-2011, 07:33 PM   #3754
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i got a pic on my phone the other day, but i cant get it off my phone, and i cant send it by email,
but, it was one of the patriotic stickers, had the southern cross and then in big writing across the top it had 'support aus. then across the bottom it had 'or f&$@ off'... and what kind of car? a very new looking proton. yup, thats supporting australia.
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Old 16-04-2011, 10:06 PM   #3755
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Old 16-04-2011, 10:08 PM   #3756
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Old 16-04-2011, 10:16 PM   #3757
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i was waiting for that...

too bad my shortblock is in the back
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Old 16-04-2011, 10:21 PM   #3758
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i was waiting for that...

too bad my shortblock is in the back
Ahaha yes...bring me some wheels nuts when you come get it please
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Old 17-04-2011, 07:47 AM   #3759
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Old 17-04-2011, 08:46 AM   #3760
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This one is on Gumtree here in Adelaide right now. Snap it up while you have he chance!

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Old 17-04-2011, 09:14 AM   #3761
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If it really had a V8, that corty would be worth grabbing and removing those garish flares, spoiler kit would be the first thing to do!
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Old 17-04-2011, 09:34 AM   #3762
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I like lemons. Errr .... I mean melons. Errrr ..... no I don't.
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Old 17-04-2011, 09:46 AM   #3763
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In the 60's the USSR (Russia) had a lot of steel but no cars or cash, and Fiat had a need for steel to make Fiats (Fix It Again Tony) but no cash, or none that they'd tell the taxman about.
So the powerful Italian communist party got together with the all-powerful USSR communist party and did a swap deal - you send us steel and we'll build a factory in Russia to build Fiats except they're called Ladas.
And that lead to this -



And the cunning rooskies sent Tony their worst low-grade steel, which is why all Fiats of the 70's turned into rust dust if you looked at them for too long.
If their electrics didn't make you want to burn them first.

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Old 17-04-2011, 11:10 AM   #3764
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lol... fail.. should've told him those power chips on eBay that go for $25 will make it do that

had a bloke come into work with one of them to be fitted, said he went to another bloke and got told that if its a easy 5 min fit to do it ya ****in self hahaha
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Old 17-04-2011, 12:38 PM   #3765
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In the 60's the USSR (Russia) had a lot of steel but no cars or cash, and Fiat had a need for steel to make Fiats (Fix It Again Tony) but no cash, or none that they'd tell the taxman about.
So the powerful Italian communist party got together with the all-powerful USSR communist party and did a swap deal - you send us steel and we'll build a factory in Russia to build Fiats except they're called Ladas.
And that lead to this -



And the cunning rooskies sent Tony their worst low-grade steel, which is why all Fiats of the 70's turned into rust dust if you looked at them for too long.
If their electrics didn't make you want to burn them first.

Yes but I bet that you cant plow a field or drive through snow fields in your average Falcon....
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Old 17-04-2011, 12:55 PM   #3766
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Yes but I bet that you cant plow a field or drive through snow fields in your average Falcon....
That 4x4 vehicle was designed by the glorious central planners (who also designed shipments of only left shoes) to be a Holden recovery vehicle but it was then realised that there weren't any in the USSR to recover .......
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Old 17-04-2011, 07:01 PM   #3767
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i dont think this has been posted yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1rfV6Vff_o

check out the guys "skyline" when it shows him in the car park its at 0.20sec
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Old 17-04-2011, 07:13 PM   #3768
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i dont think this has been posted yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1rfV6Vff_o

check out the guys "skyline" when it shows him in the car park its at 0.20sec
Yep, it’s strange that the "powers that be" didn’t pick that little faux pas up, lol.
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Old 17-04-2011, 07:14 PM   #3769
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i dont think this has been posted yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1rfV6Vff_o

check out the guys "skyline" when it shows him in the car park its at 0.20sec
LOL they haven't made a mistake and they make a mistake in the ad....
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Old 17-04-2011, 09:41 PM   #3770
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Saw a HZ ute with a Chev badge on it.

Unfortunately have no pics.
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Old 17-04-2011, 10:50 PM   #3771
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Saw a HZ ute with a Chev badge on it.

Unfortunately have no pics.
Yes, but back in the day, it was a "mark of distinction" for a Kingswood or Monaro to have a Chev badge on the grill. It meant you'd gone to the hassle and expense of fitting a Chev V8 in your car in place of the Holden V8. It actually meant something back then.
Now it's just for **** factor...
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Old 17-04-2011, 11:16 PM   #3772
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p.s. Yes I know it's australian made
Just had a sudden thought today while reading an old magazine from the 1990's. Back when Pro-street was a big thing, someone in the USA tried to get a more "useable" trend going instead of the rediculous tiny front wheels and massive rears with cop-attracting (and usually unregisterable) blown engines. He proposed calling it "Pro-NASCAR". It would have been just like this Magna...big wheels (not "big" as in rim diameter, big as in width but high profile tyres on 15" rims like in that photo) all round, good handling, smoothed bodywork, and lowered. Cars chosen for it would be anything really, as long as it's not hard-edged and is "rounded".

Shame it never took off really...I'd like to see that Magna when it's finished.
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Just had a sudden thought today while reading an old magazine from the 1990's. Back when Pro-street was a big thing, someone in the USA tried to get a more "useable" trend going instead of the rediculous tiny front wheels and massive rears with cop-attracting (and usually unregisterable) blown engines. He proposed calling it "Pro-NASCAR". It would have been just like this Magna...big wheels (not "big" as in rim diameter, big as in width but high profile tyres on 15" rims like in that photo) all round, good handling, smoothed bodywork, and lowered. Cars chosen for it would be anything really, as long as it's not hard-edged and is "rounded".

Shame it never took off really...I'd like to see that Magna when it's finished.
That actually looks awesome.
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That actually looks awesome.

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Oh good I thought I might be alone there...that's very cool.

Any know if decent brakes can fit behind those rims?
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That actually looks awesome.
more shots of this one in various stages of build floating around on here...

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showpos...&postcount=316

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showpos...&postcount=446

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showpos...6&postcount=58

and for the record - definately not a fail
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if only they were rwc, then the would be a car worth buying. i love the look of it
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An AWD model with that sort of look would be horn!

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I think this ones a win actually







Ah crap, it's not just terrible music anymore. Watch out!









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