Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated.

Go Back   Australian Ford Forums > General Topics > The Pub

The Pub For General Automotive Related Talk

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-05-2007, 12:10 PM   #361
Nickxb
XB in progress
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 296
Default

Quote:
I don't get the
OK
--
25


Stickers!!!

Usually old ****s driving beaten up cars at 20km below the speed limit in the right hand lane???

Can anyone shed some light on this?
Quote:
Originally Posted by coyote
Supplied by some insurance company
the concept is that the driver is over 25 Maybe thay think that makes them a better driver, should be an invitation for the coppers to do a licence check, pulse check and breathalizer routine. Only an idiot would think age has anything to do with ability.
Actually im pretty sure they are promoting smaller class sizes in schools.



My mate had an old Volvo with a volvo team racing sticker on it.... well is wasnt actually a sticker. he cut out a peice of cardboard and sticky taped to his rear windsheild.

very funny.... until it rained.
Nickxb is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-05-2007, 02:53 PM   #362
gregg_13
2016 PX2 Ranger XLT
 
gregg_13's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Perth
Posts: 334
Default

My missus had the ****in on holden one on her Laser when i met her, its now gone. I was once a long time ago drowning in the sticker craze,

At school I had "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" on the front
"CUTION VEHICLE FREQUENTLY AIRBORN" on the back
and "DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT"

Then i got into the band thing.
Huge Blink 182 on ths back top
Lagwagon over the Brake light and Pennywise sticker on the Front

Still got one on the ute now, but just a Zoo York on the rear window.
Nothing thats gonna offend anyone.
gregg_13 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-05-2007, 03:10 PM   #363
XR8-260
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,558
Default

Sticker on a shItbox commodore "overtaking [me] means a race" (something along those lines - can't quite remember).
XR8-260 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 06-06-2007, 12:16 PM   #364
1bad51
Regular Member
 
1bad51's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 62
Default

I got 1 large refective sticker that says V8 STREET MACHINE only milk and juice come in 2L. It is the best way i know to stir up WRX drivers :evil3:
__________________
: 1BAD51 XW351 WINDSOR :the_finge : BUILT NOT BOUGHT :ticking:
1bad51 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 06-06-2007, 02:45 PM   #365
falzoony
Rockin '67
 
falzoony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 1,416
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slo351
seen a hyundai excel with a huge sticker on the back window : Your car is nice, but can you drift...

obviously not in a front wheel drive excel
iv seen that too. WTF. some people really are stupid.
Im sick of seeing the stick "my other toy has boobs" it gets less funny each time you see it.
__________________
BA XR6 Turbo

'67 XR Wagon
falzoony is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 06-06-2007, 02:48 PM   #366
Polyal
The 'Stihl' Man
Donating Member2
 
Polyal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: TAS
Posts: 27,587
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by alecrain
but I have a badge:
"Christian" fish symbol with little legs and big DARWIN written inside.


I love ****ing the churchies off

Gold! Only club and tuning company on mine.
__________________
  • 2017 Toyota Prado (work hack)
  • 2017 Mitsubishi Pajero Sport
  • 2003 CL7 Honda Accord Euro R (JDM) - K20A 6MT
  • 1999 Lexus IS200 - 1G-FE Turbo 6MT
  • 1973 ZF Ford Fairlane
Polyal is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 06-06-2007, 03:34 PM   #367
webby_191189
low wagooon
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Swan Hill
Posts: 1,579
Default

Ive got a mate with a "HSV, I just want one" on the back of his XRB ute just for sh!ts and giggles lol
__________________
Webby
S2 AU XR6 UTE

webby_191189 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 10:22 AM   #368
1bad51
Regular Member
 
1bad51's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 62
Default

Got a friend with a tidy xy and sticker in back windo HSVi just beat one Also has plates GMH SUX
__________________
: 1BAD51 XW351 WINDSOR :the_finge : BUILT NOT BOUGHT :ticking:
1bad51 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 10:28 AM   #369
agony
BLOWN 383 CHEV OWNER
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: SE Qld.
Posts: 4,398
Default

seen a couple of good ones

Rehabilitation is for quiters.

Viagara is for pussies.
agony is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 10:46 AM   #370
Riksta
Captain Malcolm Reynolds
 
Riksta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 3,830
Default

I don't like too many stickers on cars, I think that they can quite easily be overdone and not look any good.

All I have on mine is a reasonable sized #HO top centre of my rear windshield, and soon to have aufalcon.com stickers on my rear quarterglass, and that's as far as I'll go.
__________________
Currently: 2014 Mazda6 GT (Daily) and 1999 Mazda MX5 (Fun Car)
Previously: 2001 Ford Escape XLT; 2010 MC Mondeo; 1984 FD LTD; 2001 AU2 Falcon Forte; 2005 LS Focus Zetec; 1988 RE Colt; 1982 RB Colt; 1974 KE20 Corolla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikked
Riksta likes VN's so much, he has the ashes of a VN in a jar on the mantle piece, a vile of VN engine oil hanging from his neck and a BT1 build plate locked up in a safe, buried under 6ft of concrete.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Day-mow
pretty much what has happened here is i trolled you. and it was fun.
Riksta is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 12:05 PM   #371
Bucket
XR5 Pilot
 
Bucket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth, Ex NSW
Posts: 1,455
Default

I saw one in Newcastle on the Back of a Commodore...took up half the rear window...
What did it say?

"BIG STICKER CO."
__________________
'08 Ford Mondeo XR5 in Thunder
Bucket is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 02:39 PM   #372
Mudzy
1965 GT MUSTANG
 
Mudzy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 774
Default

I have this on my qtr window.Out of respect
__________________
Never to old to ride a pony
= 1965 GT MUSTANG
Mudzy is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 08:04 PM   #373
Bushbasher
When in doubt, GAS IT!!
 
Bushbasher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Lower Eyre Peninsula, SA
Posts: 3,018
Default

.

A HX-Z tonner pulled up next to me in a car park in Cessnock when I was on my way over to the east coast earlier this year and on the
rear screen it had-

"There's a reason rum rhymes with bum, they both taste like sh!t"

On the front screen it had-

" Real men drink scotch"

And not a longhorn sticker in sight


...and because I'm basically an unsociable bastid, and most of the people I seem to come across in my travels are dropkicks, on the back of my old patrol fishing bus there's a sticker on the bumper that says-

"4uck Off, I've got enough friends"
__________________
.





HERS- BFIII Wagon Gold, alloys, dual fuel, bullbar, big tow pack, trans cooler, fully rebuilt HD suspension, Clarion, alarmed, full 2 1/2" sports system, mint body

MINE- AUII Forte
Meteorite, dual fuel but otherwise bog stock.

MINE- AUII Fairlane Sportsman Liquid Silver over meteorite,HIDs', Airhog, Eagle Leads, dual fuel, custom rear springs, BA slotted discs + a second one for spares

.
Bushbasher is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 10:33 PM   #374
redranga
Regular Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 66
Default

There used to be an 11 second Datsun (FJ20DET) getting around with a sticker on the back window "Injected with a poison".

I thought it summed it up nicely
redranga is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 07-06-2007, 11:50 PM   #375
pHaT`eL
Banned
 
pHaT`eL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Carrum Downs
Posts: 947
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mudzy
I have this on my qtr window.Out of respect

I had something similar on the back window of my EL, just had "even by Ford owners" underneath.

Got a heap of comments at the V8's when my car was parked.
pHaT`eL is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 08-06-2007, 12:32 AM   #376
madmelon
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sydney
Posts: 1,334
Default

These are photos I took while at the 06 Australian Formula SAE event at Werribee in Vic. The guy driving this was 20 or so. His dads car, but that doesn't excuse the stupidity of putting a sticker like this on it. (The small decal above the wheel arch in the 1st image). It was a really crappy printout too.:
Attached Images
File Type: jpg Gallardo.JPG (94.3 KB, 140 views)
File Type: jpg Bad Taste.JPG (51.3 KB, 208 views)
madmelon is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 08-06-2007, 12:39 AM   #377
XR8-260
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,558
Default

rofl @ the sticker
XR8-260 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 10-06-2007, 01:18 AM   #378
nikos
mezzo forte
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Geelong
Posts: 306
Default

Quote:
****ley - Thermo****lear protection
Isn't it "****ley - Thermonuclear ejaculation"?

I have one of those little yellow road signs (not on car anymore) that says "This is a stupid yellow sign". Never seen another one.
nikos is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 04:37 AM   #379
wrongwaynorris
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
wrongwaynorris's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sydney
Posts: 1,868
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nappa
"magic happens" just smeems to make me angry, its usually because its stuck onto the back of a run down EA holding up the right hand lane, and when im in a bad mood i cant cop "jesus loves you"
So totally with you on this . Back in the day , and older members will remember these was the " Christians are'nt perfect just forgiven " I had on my car for years " Christians are'nt perfect they just think they are "
wrongwaynorris is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 07:25 AM   #380
Bushbasher
When in doubt, GAS IT!!
 
Bushbasher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Lower Eyre Peninsula, SA
Posts: 3,018
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikos
I have one of those little yellow road signs (not on car anymore) that says "This is a stupid yellow sign". Never seen another one.

I've got one of those stuck to my fridge at the moment.

Bushbasher





PS. Nice thread mine.
__________________
.





HERS- BFIII Wagon Gold, alloys, dual fuel, bullbar, big tow pack, trans cooler, fully rebuilt HD suspension, Clarion, alarmed, full 2 1/2" sports system, mint body

MINE- AUII Forte
Meteorite, dual fuel but otherwise bog stock.

MINE- AUII Fairlane Sportsman Liquid Silver over meteorite,HIDs', Airhog, Eagle Leads, dual fuel, custom rear springs, BA slotted discs + a second one for spares

.
Bushbasher is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 08:16 AM   #381
fordv8!
Regular Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 252
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan
Yeah those stickers are stupid. IMO

I would never put one on my car, unless I wanted the car to be raped by some ****** bogan.
too right i remember at willowbank many moons ago we were leaving an old holden had "one of those stickers" and the ford boys also leaving didn't see the funny side and jumped all over the car and pi$$ed down his vents and all over car. i didn't agree but wasn't about to voice my concerns they were in a bit of a mood when seeing the car!!!!!
it was winter and cold so would have been a interesting drive home for old mate!!!!!!! LOL
fordv8! is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 08:36 AM   #382
XCwillo
Had Rep of GT-HO. Legit.
 
XCwillo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Perth, WA
Posts: 870
Default

Im surprised no one has said this one yet

UNIT stickers on commondores -____-
and any other car really
BUT
BUT
but but but but
There is an exception if the Unit sticker is on some hot car driven by a fine babe

I got a CWB sticker on my rear window which is a wakeboarding company
and also a Holley sticker across the top centre of the rear window
thinking of taking off the CWB one to simplify the look :\
__________________
I'm back! Finally.
XCwillo is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 08:44 AM   #383
GasoLane
Former BTIKD
Donating Member2
 
GasoLane's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunny Downtown Wagga Wagga. NSW.
Posts: 53,197
Default

Jeeeesus...things must have been really boring at 4:30 in the morning to dig this one up!
__________________
Dying at your job is natures way of saying that you're in the wrong line of work.
GasoLane is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 09:36 AM   #384
XCwillo
Had Rep of GT-HO. Legit.
 
XCwillo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Perth, WA
Posts: 870
Default

the best by far haha
__________________
I'm back! Finally.
XCwillo is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 09:51 AM   #385
SSD-85
Donating Member
Donating Member1
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 5,142
Default

I see a lot of utes getting around with "Yes it's my ute, no i'm not helping you move your s***."
SSD-85 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 09:53 AM   #386
Tucool
Donating Member
Donating Member2
 
Tucool's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Western Australia
Posts: 671
Default

I missed this thread what a great read I personally wouldn't defile my ute with any stickers,I don't even have a rego sticker thanks to the current WA government
__________________
The Stable.

AU II XR8 Daily driver.

BF XR8 ute (Red the only true Modification) My Toy.

The boy,

XT Ute 393 cleveland.

Genuine XB GT.
Tucool is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 10:06 AM   #387
Full Noise
Life begins at 40
Donating Member1
 
Full Noise's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne. Socialist capital of Victoriastan.
Posts: 3,715
Default

I’ve never been able to understand the mentality of people who think that it’s cool to have an ////ALPINE or Holden Racing Team sticker that takes up their entire back window.

Imagine having a multinational company or a racing team where you can charge for some moron to advertise your business? Pure genius.

The only stickers I have on my cars are rego stickers.
__________________
Quote:
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning you’ll have hearts and diamonds. Towards the end, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade.
Justice is what you get when you run out of money.
Full Noise is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 10:14 AM   #388
geckoGT
Ich bin ein auslander
 
geckoGT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Loving the Endorphine Machine
Posts: 7,453
Valued Contributor: For members whose non technical contributions are worthy of recognition. - Issue reason: Always level headed and i notice him being the voice of reason when a thread may be getting heated 
Default

The one that is my pet hate at the moment is the "Justify your existence" sticker. What, I should justify my existence (full time employed and dedicated to community service) in my well maintained and quite expensive late model cars to the guy in the crapper commodore, pulsar, hyundai etc that is 3 different colours, no working tail lights and a portable smoke screen generator (that is the standard of car these stickers are often found on)?
__________________
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional!
geckoGT is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 10:20 AM   #389
SSD-85
Donating Member
Donating Member1
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 5,142
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by geckoGT
The one that is my pet hate at the moment is the "Justify your existence" sticker. What, I should justify my existence (full time employed and dedicated to community service) in my well maintained and quite expensive late model cars to the guy in the crapper commodore, pulsar, hyundai etc that is 3 different colours, no working tail lights and a portable smoke screen generator (that is the standard of car these stickers are often found on)?
Justify Your Existence is a slogan for unit, which makes MX riding apparel and so forth. Dont worry, I cant stand the damn thing either.
SSD-85 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 04-09-2010, 10:28 AM   #390
geckoGT
Ich bin ein auslander
 
geckoGT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Loving the Endorphine Machine
Posts: 7,453
Valued Contributor: For members whose non technical contributions are worthy of recognition. - Issue reason: Always level headed and i notice him being the voice of reason when a thread may be getting heated 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty85
Justify Your Existence is a slogan for unit, which makes MX riding apparel and so forth. Dont worry, I cant stand the damn thing either.
Yep, so 99% of the population will miss and think the owner of the sticker is a tool, effective.

The other one that use to make me laugh was "Hypoperformance" stickers that you used to see ages ago. Anyone knows the prefixes hypo and hyper come from medical terminology. Those that are involved in medicine know that the prefix of hypo means low, hyper means high.

Trust me, many doctors, nurses and paramedics used to get a giggle out of so called hot cars (big exhaust, alloy wheels, wild body kits etc) that got around with a rear window sticker that advertised their car was actually crap and had very low performance. Either that or it was commenting on the drivers performance in bed, either works.
__________________
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional!
geckoGT is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Reply


Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 11:48 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Other than what is legally copyrighted by the respective owners, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au
Positive SSL