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I've got a few on my cars.
My XF ute has a "Here Skip" sticker on the bullbar and on the tail gate a sticker that reads "if you want more grunt go root a pig". My XH panel van has a black "parental warning explicit content inside sticker" like you see on CD covers on the back door. On the left front gaurd I have a cat with a tally next to it and under that a cyclist with a tally next to it. Kind of like kills on a fighter plane but for the number of cats and cyclists I've taken out. |
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A mate of mine had giant N.R, N.R (no root, no ride) stickers on the back windscreen of his beat up XB. If I was a betting man I'd say he is still wearing his v-plates today.
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08-09-2010, 10:59 AM | #424 | ||
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I used to have "only milk and juice come in 2 litres" on the back on my XE 351.
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08-09-2010, 05:56 PM | #425 | ||
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for all the years I had my Hg monaro as a young carefree hoon I had one sticker along the back window ...
"I'm not completely useless, I can always server as a bad example..."
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One a multi national brand making mega dollars, off your advertising. the other...A surfwear company.
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08-09-2010, 10:43 PM | #428 | ||
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I do about 100kms+ driving a day and I see many interesting things, recent ones I can remember are
1. 90's model old corolla parked at train station had a sticker on it on all side windows " Please dont break into my car, I have nothing valuable" ( I believe they had suffered from previous break ins ) 2. Saw a sticker on a VW buggy " When I grow up, I want to be a porsche" |
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08-09-2010, 11:10 PM | #429 | ||
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There was a Purvis Eureka here not long ago with "Goes like a Zirtec" accross the back.
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09-09-2010, 01:34 AM | #430 | ||
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Says it all...
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09-09-2010, 02:03 AM | #431 | |||
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"Four cylinders moves the body, eight cylinders moves the soul"
"Are you a Ford man or a Holden boy?" "How's my driving? Call 000" "If this heap of s*** can do 100, why can't you? On an EB SXR8: "Some bogans have fast cars." (It was bloody quick too). Written backwards across the top of the front windscreen of a Magna, Ambulance style: "If you can read this, you're driving too ********** slowly!" On the back of the bootlid of a heavily modified R33 Skyline: "Stop following me, I don't have any donuts" On the back of my old, dinged up Corolla: "If you can read this, I hope you have ABS" Before my first car, I had a very sick 49cc Yamaha Zuma scooter that was given to me for free. I got sick of getting honked at and nearly hit by other cars overtaking me, so I put some stickers on: "Honk if you're a ********" and "My steelcap boots are harder than your panels" Some people still didn't get it and learned the hard way not to mess with ****ed off scooter riders. That's all I can recall for now.
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09-09-2010, 03:46 PM | #434 | ||
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Saw a big one across the back window of a Holden ute.
SO YOUR A FEMINIST Isn't that cute Dude must get some killer looks. |
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On the back of an old Landcruiser:
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything. Also on the top of the back window, written upside down: DO NOT TAKE OVERTURNED VEHICLE
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Guessing none of you were too keen to be seen in the passenger seat either!
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A few I've seen recently, some great, some not so great:
"It may be slow, but I'm in front of you" "Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional" "If this sh!tbox can do 110, why can't you?" "Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick" "Keep honking, I'm reloading" "Only cheap wine comes in 5L"
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12-09-2010, 02:11 PM | #440 | ||
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back of hilux ute.. CHEER UP EMO KID.....
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frangapani stickers are the biggest fail..
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12-09-2010, 06:16 PM | #443 | |||
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One sticker i saw on the back of a AU falcon ute stated "land rights for gay whales".
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12-09-2010, 09:22 PM | #445 | ||
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"FPVSUK" on the back window of a rusty brown VL missing its hubcaps... I LOL'd
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'Males stop reading now
if you're still reading it means i've crashed into your kitchen'
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13-09-2010, 11:44 AM | #447 | ||
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On a big ol' V8... "My car cancels out your Prius".
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Another one I saw today: "No, I won't go faster, I'm doing the speed limit!" <- on a Datsun 120Y, so might have been a little optimistic, haha
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lol @ all those stickers! some people are begging to get bashed or pulled over hahha
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13-09-2010, 05:30 PM | #450 | ||
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I had "dont laugh, it could be your daughter inside" on my XF pano when I had it. Got a few laughs and also a few dirty looks from the older generation.
One I find funny is the spit roast racing team sticker..they must get some funny looks.
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