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Old 28-05-2011, 09:14 PM   #4711
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I guess you don’t understand the concept of funny. Funny means humorous as in something that some one who is not under the influence of a mind altering substance would laugh at
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Old 28-05-2011, 09:21 PM   #4712
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Old 28-05-2011, 10:26 PM   #4713
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Old 29-05-2011, 07:54 AM   #4714
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Old 30-05-2011, 12:37 PM   #4715
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Old 31-05-2011, 11:14 AM   #4716
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Old 31-05-2011, 10:01 PM   #4717
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Old 31-05-2011, 10:46 PM   #4718
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Ahh thats pure genius....I wonder how long it will be before someone on here asks where they can get one!!
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Old 31-05-2011, 11:29 PM   #4719
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EPIC!!!

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Old 01-06-2011, 07:06 PM   #4721
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:37 PM   #4722
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:52 AM   #4723
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Being a ex miner/mobile plant operator from way back, i found this an interesting peek into the future....

Enjoy....

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Old 03-06-2011, 05:55 PM   #4724
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Hey guys,

Just put up a little trailer for an online mag that's launching soon!


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Old 04-06-2011, 01:48 PM   #4725
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nice looking car, But what an absolute tool selling it. "upgraded Bremobs $7500" Very Sus auction.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/FORD-FG-0...item231127283d
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:24 PM   #4726
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nice looking car, But what an absolute tool selling it. "upgraded Bremobs $7500" Very Sus auction.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/FORD-FG-0...item231127283d
Mmm not that suss really. Yes a tool to go on rambling about people calling,leaving numbers involving police for time wasters etc. Half the ad is talking about time wasters. Also if there is damage he should be advertising it straight up not forcing people to call and leave a number so he can call back to talk about the damage. Someone tried to ask him on ebay and he wouldn't.

He isn't doing a great job to sell his car. However looks like he has been a long time ebay member and has 100% feedback so will be a legit sale I think
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:53 PM   #4727
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Mmm not that suss really. Yes a tool to go on rambling about people calling,leaving numbers involving police for time wasters etc. Half the ad is talking about time wasters. Also if there is damage he should be advertising it straight up not forcing people to call and leave a number so he can call back to talk about the damage. Someone tried to ask him on ebay and he wouldn't.

He isn't doing a great job to sell his car. However looks like he has been a long time ebay member and has 100% feedback so will be a legit sale I think
Not showing pics of the damage, The fact he says 7.5k spent on upgraded brembos, looking closely at both rear wheel pics they are PBR rears, std on GT. Rear sensors are std, Seats either have been re-upholstered or not original.
VIN number removed from ad (looking at revision history)...Looks sus to me.
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Old 05-06-2011, 05:41 PM   #4728
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Someone advertising a P6 LTD as a "4.9 auto import" not sure what the hell they're on about here!! All P6s were made standard with a 351, and were all obviously made in Australia.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ford-ltd-...item3cb8a77610
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Old 05-06-2011, 06:14 PM   #4729
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Someone advertising a P6 LTD as a "4.9 auto import" not sure what the hell they're on about here!! All P6s were made standard with a 351, and were all obviously made in Australia.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ford-ltd-...item3cb8a77610
I can't explain the 4.9 but maybe the "Import" refers to...

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I believe the vinyl roof was ex Lincoln.....??

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Old 05-06-2011, 08:08 PM   #4730
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One of the funniest car ads I've ever seen on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....ht_1812wt_1139
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:10 AM   #4732
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I can't explain the 4.9 but maybe the "Import" refers to...



I believe the vinyl roof was ex Lincoln.....??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Fairlane_(Australia)
Well the car looks a Silver Monarch with its cranberry red interior and the silver vinyl roof so I think you're onto something there.

Still, seems strange using the word import in the context of an ad title for a (very) Australian car.

Thanks for helping to suss out!
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Old 09-06-2011, 11:43 AM   #4733
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I think it's a Falcon wagon.
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I think it's a Falcon wagon.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen here in a long time. I love the dog hanging the patch at 1:28.
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Got to love the pic of his misses in there, thats got to be accidental surely!?
I sent the seller a message asking if she was included in the sale
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Old 15-06-2011, 09:06 PM   #4739
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Different, I suppose nobody else noticed in all the hype that it's apparently a left hand drive, I made sure I checked out the add thouroughly
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Got to love the pic of his misses in there, thats got to be accidental surely!?
Lmfao thanks for the post that just made my day. looks like someone needs to sort out some files on their pc.
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