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Old 03-08-2011, 04:36 PM   #4801
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Apparently there is more then 1 though, it scares me :(
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:17 PM   #4802
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They're everywhere - this one turned up at the NQ Ford vs Holden Day in Cairns....

What the? First time I've seen wheels like that and I hope I never do in person. Must be a QLD thing.
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:34 PM   #4803
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:44 PM   #4804
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Some epic fail goodness (or badness) from our friends at http://www.barryboys.co.uk






Now I'm off to wash my eyes out with battery acid.
A Metro 6R4 it will never be lol
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Old 03-08-2011, 07:29 PM   #4805
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Some of those things are awful! No wait they all are!
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Old 03-08-2011, 07:57 PM   #4806
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I had these pics in the Truck Thread but I thought that I may as well put them in here as well.

I was reversing a semi-trailer into a factory when this bloke didn’t want to wait and thought that he would go around me on the nature strip. Hidden in the grass was a tree stump that smashed his sump and blew out his airbag. He probably wishes that he waited the 20 seconds for me to back in now.

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Whenever I feel a FAIL coming on, Im just going to think of this guy LMAO... ACE
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Old 03-08-2011, 08:15 PM   #4807
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Its eveen funnier that you keep reversing. Gold.
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I like that choose your ride one... I'll take my Taxi thanks... LOL
That depends, do I get to drive the police car?
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Old 04-08-2011, 04:57 AM   #4809
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Yes, i stumbled across that myself last night when trawling through Ebay...what the hell was he thinking?
Good luck passing registration...not because of any vehicle defects, but because the transport department guys will be laughing so hard they'll have to be hospitalised...
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Old 04-08-2011, 06:58 AM   #4810
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I like the dragon shaped tail lights.

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Old 04-08-2011, 11:23 AM   #4811
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Luckily they have that wing, now they have epic down force at the rear to make them under-steer into the next tree
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Old 04-08-2011, 11:47 AM   #4812
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:02 PM   #4813
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Luckily they have that wing, now they have epic down force at the rear to make them under-steer into the next tree
Not sure what's worse, that wing or the spotlight with the exposed wiring next to the towbar.
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:44 PM   #4814
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It's sad that they modeled their 05 tribute wing on the Ford design...
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:47 PM   #4815
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I think the joke in bad taste about under steering in to a tree deserves a place here as an epic fail.

Not cool.
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http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/FULLY-SIC...item45fc3d6e45
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:55 PM   #4817
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That reminds me.

I was helping a mate look at cars, for some reason he went to a "used commodore" dealer.

On any of the up specced cars, they had a sticker that said "fully sick"...

they had an HSV in there... you guessed it "fully sick V8" on the windscreen.

They had an xr6t.... "fully sick turbo"

Shows the mind set of the average commodore driver
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:02 PM   #4818
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That guy has the Tyre place on Port Rd just over Grand Junction rd, he also has 22" rims on his trailer
Seen it. I think it's owned by the guy that runs Bob Jane.
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:21 PM   #4819
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it started life as a 4 door eb sedan and $40, 000 dollars later [ no joke, have reciepts ]
was work paid with monopoly money?
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161 pages FAILness. Brilliant.
And here are some more lol. (If I can get it to work )
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:51 PM   #4821
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that focus cabrio kinda look cool.. -mayby in red.. and if it had a new 184 KW ecoboost 2 litre..
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:53 PM   #4822
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that focus cabrio kinda look cool.. -mayby in red.. and if it had a new 184 KW ecoboost 2 litre..

LOL if only, Its a Ford Ka.
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:43 PM   #4823
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I think the joke in bad taste about under steering in to a tree deserves a place here as an epic fail.

Not cool.

Biggest fail in the thread!
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Biggest fail in the thread!
Some of you kids are overly sensitive, what happened to that fine Aussie tradition of taking the **** and not taking life so seriously.

It's a harmless comment on the Internet get over yourselves people.
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Some of you kids are overly sensitive, what happened to that fine Aussie tradition of taking the **** and not taking life so seriously.

It's a harmless comment on the Internet get over yourselves people.
But there's a difference between having a laugh and disrespecting the dead.

When you bite the dust, we'll have a laugh about it hey, mock how you died. I'm sure your family will love that.
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Old 04-08-2011, 06:30 PM   #4826
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Getting a little bit too personal in here .. -Back on topic please... - keep the ***** slapping and hand bag smashing to pm's.. We dont want this thread locked or for you two to have any enforced holidays..

More fails please..
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Old 04-08-2011, 07:16 PM   #4827
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Old 04-08-2011, 07:26 PM   #4828
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161 pages FAILness. Brilliant.
And here are some more lol. (If I can get it to work )
And that first one (the Fezza) is from right here in SA!
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I was in no way disrespecting the dead with my comment, and I sincerely apologise if I did offend anyone with my comment about understeer.
I was only jokingly commenting on how there'd be so much rear downforce they would have a tonne of understeer and probably crash, and I didn't knowingly mean to mock anyone that had died.
so once again sorry and here's another fail as my redemption :
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That bright yellow thing up the page, please please tell me that's not a genuine UR Quattro under all that garbage. Please let it be only a Coupe GT and not a Quattro.

Gene Hunt would be on the warpath if he saw that!
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