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Kicking back
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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It appears his shorts are pulling the fat surrounding his belly button together which has formed a vertical slit.
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Wow, 4 stop and go men just for 1 digger to cross the road. Why did the digger cross the road? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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*barks incessantly
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Why is it that the car in front of me today could only manage to labour along at 50km/h in the 80km/h zone while it was a solid white line but had no worries exceeding the 80km/h limit each time a dotted line appeared..?
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Because they were a ****tard! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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*barks incessantly
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Wait, what?
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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Why is it that women are OK to be seen in bikinis in public but if you catch them in their underwear, they freak?
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Falcon: 1960 - 2016 My cars Current ride 2016 FG X XR6 - 6 speed manual Previous rides 2009 FG XR6 - 6 speed auto 2006 BF MkII XT ESP - 6 speed auto 2003 BA XT V8 - 5 speed manual 1999 AU Forte - 5 speed manual 1997 EL Fairmont - 4 speed auto 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - 4 speed auto |
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bitch lasagne
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Why is it - most women at the checkouts at Coles and Woolies only decide to get their purse out to pay after the total amount is revealed? You stand there patiently for 5 -10 minutes as they put through $200 - $300 worth of groceries and then they decide to go through their handbag and purse looking for their card. "Oh, have you got a rewards card also"? Hold on i'll just rummage through my purse for another minute while I find that also. It must be a male thing, I have my cash or card out ready to go before the first item is scanned.
And don't get me started on parents letting their little angels press the buttons on the ATM machines while you wait behind them patiently. "Oh you pressed the wrong button silly billy, just start again, this man behind won't mind waiting" FFS!! End of rant lol |
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#492 | ||
Ford screwed the Falcon
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Because we raise children these days without setting boundaries and look at where it is getting us.
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Cranky old bastard
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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I gave her some superglue instead.
She’s still not talking to me!
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Why is it when I'm lying down with my eyes closed... People ask "are you sleeping?".
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My personal favorite is when you cant find something is people ask where did you last have it
If i could remember that it wouldnt be lost! |
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RS The Faster Fords
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Just checking my eyelids for holes.
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If I stop to ask myself that question, then put it out of my head and go about my business, 15 minutes later, boom, it pops into my head. |
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Why is it that when I put my phone in my pocket it manages to ring somebody all on it's own, but when I want to make a call I have to turn it on, swipe screen , enter a code, go to contacts, find contact, press contact then press dial?
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RS The Faster Fords
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Why is it that when people sms me and I voice call them back right away they don't answer their phone? you had it in you hand a second ago.
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Wait, what?
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Why is it that straight after I’ve sent someone an sms they feel the need to call, if I wanted to talk, I’d have called
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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Or why is it people say 'it is always in the last place you look'? Obviously once you find it you will stop looking!
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Why is it the when i take a phone call my missus feels the need to strike up a conversation with me?
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Lyminge, Shepway, Kent
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Fixed
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Mel Brooks sums it up best; "Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die, tragedy is when I get a paper cut" |
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Mel Brooks sums it up best; "Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die, tragedy is when I get a paper cut" |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Why is it that every second fool these days claims to be a "CEO"
In days gone by, small and even medium companies never used the title - it was only larger corporates, where they had an executive level of staff, that needed a "Chief" amongst them. Now every 2nd news article has someone calling themselves a CEO of a sttartup, where they're the only person "employed" or it's a 2-5 person small business, or even worse - one I read today was a volunteer association that has 6 members, and the spokesperson for it called themselves the CEO! Hell every self-employed tradie is a CEO at the rate it's going. It's like GT Falcons, for every 1 real CEO out there there's 25 more fakers claiming a few fancy letters. |
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Shenanigans..............
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At least Homer Simpson was executive vice-president of his company. |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Why is it.....
That these ignorant greenies fail to see the big picture, and continue to promote the "all about me" attitude? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-1...arging/9235564 The article notes how the average fossil-fuel car, with 40% excise on fuel, contributes around 4.5c per km to road funding, whilst electric cars contribute nothing. It then goes on to suggest a distance based, or "user pays" tax system for road funding - meaning owners of electric cars will have to contribute to funding the very roads they are using. The article quotes a clown with a Tesla who is only willing to pay the distance tax on one condition - he wants an "air quality tax" on fossil fueled cars: Quote:
Shifting emissions from the tailpipe to the power station is the reality these self-entitled elitists fail to see. Maybe 1 in 100 might be truly "green" charging only with solar, but they would be a very small minority, especially since WA, where he resides, generated just 7% of their power from renewable sources in 2014-2015: https://rac.com.au/home-life/info/st...e-energy-in-wa |
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That's it. That's the ticket. |
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bitch lasagne
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