Word Association

[marty351]

Speakeasy

[Citroënbender]

Encryption

[Cav]

[aussiblue]

That explains it; they were the instructions Cav used to install a cat door.



OK: I admit it wasn't Cav it came from this Facebook post: https://www.facebook.com/groups/home...29152864474228 The amazing thing is how many blokes made the same mistake.

[.:4:.]

Promoting feline fitness maybe?

[Cav]

I realised that youse dumb ugly blokes would have no way of translating, so here it is

[marty351]

Eveready cat

[.:4:.]

Originally Posted by Cav

I realised that youse dumb ugly blokes would have no way of translating, so here it is

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Come on cav, I constantly come across the same issues as you do of being incredibly good looking whilst also being rugged and manly.

[Cav]

Originally Posted by .:4:.

Come on cav, I constantly come across the same issues as you do of being incredibly good looking whilst also being rugged and manly.

[John 13]

(Eveready cat)

Still jumping through the 9.

[aussiblue]

I realised that youse dumb ugly blokes would have no way of translating, so here it is

Nah that's not right; as a learned Egyptologist I know the meaning of those pictographs are clear and in order mean:

Upwards waving palm fronds= **** Off
Eye= Look Like
Chick=Chick
Ugly Crow=Ugly Crow
Hand=hands
Chick=chicks
Ugly Crow=Ugly Crow
Leg=legs
Ugly crow=Ugly Crow
Saw=Saw
hand=Hands
happy chick= happy chick
cat head shape=cats head's shape
cat=cat
Upward waving palm frond= **** off

So in short it means: "You doubly **** off the chicks and look like an ugly crow so take your hands off the chicks and the birds legs youse ugly crow should get your hands on a saw and please the chicks by cutting a cat's head shaped hole like this for the cat then ****ing off."

With your translator, it's a wonder you even got this close to getting this minor carpentry job right.

PS I expect and honorary PH.D from Ford Forums for this masterful translation.

[aussiblue]

Missed the bird=Birds before the leg pictograph

So the complete version is:

Upwards waving palm fronds= **** Off
Eye= Look Like
Chick=Chick
Ugly Crow=Ugly Crow
Hand=hands
Chick=chicks
Bird=Birds
Leg=legs
Ugly crow=Ugly Crow
Saw=Saw
hand=Hands
happy chick= happy chick
cat head shape=cats head's shape
cat=cat
Upward waving palm frond= **** off

But still means: "You doubly **** off the chicks and look like an ugly crow so take your hands off the chicks and the birds legs youse ugly crow should get your hands on a saw and please the chicks by cutting a cat's head shaped hole like this for the cat then ****ing off."

[Fordman1]

Oh **** lots of words

[aussiblue]

Thesaurus

[Trendseeker]

Tyrannosaurus

[.:4:.]

Tyrannosaurus sex (I beleive cav has also been called that before, and its not an age thing, I have been called that too)

[aussiblue]

No active sex in living memory.

[.:4:.]

Beers

[Citroënbender]

Pengilly

[aussiblue]

Kiss The Dirt

[jaydee]

Face plant

[Citroënbender]

Fallbergine

[aussiblue]

fallbeyging

[Cav]

Absquatulate

[buggerlugs]

Originally Posted by Cav

Absquatulate

Pi ss orf............

[Fordman1]

Go away

[LG17]

Fukovski

[aussiblue]

[marty351]

Outside a gym.

[Fordman1]

Parking