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07-04-2006, 04:14 PM | #31 | ||
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ROFL That was awesome and all so appropriate!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :hihi:
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07-04-2006, 04:18 PM | #32 | |||
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07-04-2006, 04:31 PM | #33 | |||
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07-04-2006, 04:33 PM | #34 | ||
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Hmmmmm ... Erotic Cake
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07-04-2006, 04:42 PM | #35 | |||
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07-04-2006, 04:48 PM | #36 | ||
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Bloody classic!
Another good one, is one I got a few weeks back (was also on the footy show afl last night), a car is travelling at 30mph and hits a bloke who walks out onto the road. Looks pretty injured. Then, the car comers past again but at 50mph and as it's going quicker the car goes straight past before the bloke goes in the path of the car |
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07-04-2006, 04:53 PM | #37 | ||
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hahahahahahhahaha....that video is a classic....great find minge
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07-04-2006, 04:58 PM | #38 | ||||
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07-04-2006, 05:04 PM | #39 | |||
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ROLF! The Nerd in that ad probably has more personality than Keep Left!
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07-04-2006, 05:26 PM | #40 | ||
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07-04-2006, 05:29 PM | #41 | |||
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ORDER FORD AUSTRALIA PART NO: AM6U7J19G329AA. This is a European-UN/AS3790B Spec safety-warning triangle used to give advanced warning to approaching traffic of a vehicle breakdown, or crash scene (to prevent secondary). Stow in the boot area. See your Ford dealer for this $35.95 safety item & when you buy a new Ford, please insist on it! See Page 83, part 4.4.1 http://www.transport.wa.gov.au/media...eSafePart4.pdf |
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07-04-2006, 05:34 PM | #42 | ||
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Lol that second one is funny, but no where near as good as the first
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07-04-2006, 06:46 PM | #43 | ||
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Great Vid.
I once saw a guy who had a flat tyre who stopped in the right hand lane of a two lane 70kmh zone, he was changing his left hand rear tyre while being narrowly missed by people trying to get pass in the left lane. There was a emergency stopping lane on the left, he just thought "I have a flat, I had better stop right where I am". Man, did I call that idiot every name under the sun. Ohh and no Safety Triangle or Safety Bananas.
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07-04-2006, 07:47 PM | #44 | ||
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hmmmmmm,hmmmmmm,hmmmmm,hmmmm. i really did try not to laugh at that one keepleft. i hope that counts.
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07-04-2006, 08:04 PM | #45 | |||
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The man (keepleft) DOES have a point there, you know! I followed some Korean POS for 5 or 6ks last nite on a road where I couldn't get past him. It had the brightest, most annoying, red frigging light on the bottom R/H side of the rear which was worse than ANY oncoming high beams!
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07-04-2006, 08:16 PM | #46 | |||
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07-04-2006, 08:42 PM | #47 | ||
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That is ИИИИИИИИИ funny as...
Who is this keepleft bloke, got no life????
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07-04-2006, 08:48 PM | #48 | ||
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ouch that hurt, good one minge
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07-04-2006, 08:55 PM | #49 | ||
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Off Topic !!!! But A Little Bit Of Advice That I Tell My Wife. If You Are On A Motorway . Or Anywhere For That Matter. And You Breakdown . Pull Over Put Hazards On Exit Car And Get Off The Road . Even If You Are In The Emergancy Lane . Climb Over The Barrier Sit Under A Tree. About 10 Metres Away From The Road And Wait For Assistance .
#2 : If You Get A Flat Tyre . On A Busy Motorway . Dont Pull Over And Change Tyre In Emergancy Lane . Pull Over And Follow Steps In Point One . And Wait For Tow Truck. Or ,,,, Pullover To Emergewncy Lane And Drive Slowly Until You Get To A Wide Space Where You Can Park. (often Where The Rta Has Emergancy Telephones And Then Change The Tyre . So You Might Damage The Rim . Bettter Than Being Killed . Makes Me Sick How Many Times I See Someone On A Motorway Changing A Flat In The Emergancy Lane 100m From A Wide Parking Space . Dumb As DogИИИИ... |
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07-04-2006, 09:01 PM | #50 | |||
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absolute Gold....
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07-04-2006, 09:03 PM | #51 | |||
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07-04-2006, 09:06 PM | #52 | ||
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hahahaha that was good. I actualy thought it was Keepleft before he was hit!
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07-04-2006, 09:34 PM | #53 | |||
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07-04-2006, 09:39 PM | #54 | ||
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Lol Damn~~~
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07-04-2006, 09:40 PM | #55 | |||
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07-04-2006, 09:44 PM | #56 | ||||
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No you don't need to know how to change a tyre yourself..... that is what RACQ membership is for ('Wouldn't be without them - would you?') :eclipsee_
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07-04-2006, 09:45 PM | #57 | |||
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Harhaa : another great vid! Good work
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07-04-2006, 09:59 PM | #58 | ||
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My next evil campaign is to seek a final determination that we completely ban ADR52 - rear fog lights. Views?[/QUOTE]
Id rather see the "use your hazard lights whilst driving in fog law" removed or the booking of people who change lanes in either direction (without indicating) because their hazards are on!!
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07-04-2006, 10:31 PM | #59 | ||
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I must have missed most of keepleft's posts. I dont understand why he is so unpopular. I cant really see the point to his triangle campaign, I agree that rear foglights when it isnt foggy are distracting, but I would have thought, with a name like 'keepleft', that his main mission would be to get people out of the right lane and into the left unless overtaking, which is a good idea.
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07-04-2006, 11:58 PM | #60 | |||
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From what I can gether... Keepleft is a Motoring Safety Advocate of some description (hence the name and the seeming obsession with safety (banana) triangles...
I too dont understand the flack he seems to cop from some members. He only does what most 'advocates' do... they advocate! So he is usually the one to state the obvious things that everyone else tries to deny are a problem... Meh... I dunno. I dont neccisarily agree with everything he says, but no reason to attack the bloke. There are plenty of worse people on the forums...
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