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![]() Thats a tame one too, some of the other things I've found aren't so funny but hey, gotta make them dollars somehow.
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DIY Tragic
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Location: Sydney, more than not. I hate it.
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I remember a repeat phantom crapper being caught on a Westfield construction site. The subbies who got him, literally rubbed his face in his business and then physically ejected the chap plus tools, onto the nearest street.
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Kicking back
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Western sydney
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Anyhows the police put up signs in their plant room their office was saying they would catch the phantom. Well, a review of the cctv, it was one of the building secuirity staff. No charges were laid, just an explanation about how to flush a bog. Yep, as to be expected, he was a canadian. |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Catland
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Working country telco jobs, the remote sites may have external pan toilets, where you get to see years of archaeology ever growing taller in pyramid form, sometimes as high as the rim. One lad was in one of the new flash chemical loos when the back pressure exploded it - off for a quick tetanus shot and a clean. We had to try to access everything - the wolf of wall st hi rise stuff, one of the team found a dungeon in a lower basement level. Sounds a bit tamer nowadays when you've got shows like how to make your sex room.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Catland
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Ooh I can relate to that Mr4...
Had to survey a big multistorey in Adelaide CBD - alone - and the thing was abandoned, no power so everything on every floor away from the windows was dark, including basements. There were squatters and druggies in there, and I'd be walking into the dark and there was loud scurrying going on somewhere, couldn't see a thing, no way to get power on. Closest I got to being in one of those suspense horror films, walking blind and waiting for someone to have a go at me. If any of you played the original Doom, yeah, I found my torch wasn't powerful enough and the mind was playing bad tricks on me...
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Kicking back
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Western sydney
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Anyways the best story is when a lady who worked for a mob who my mob worked for who was a mate of mine said to me she was very much over the sexual advances from one of the security guards. I said to her he does that to everbody. A couple weeks later she pulls me aside, out of earshot to tell me she found out he goes both ways. Well, my bland response was i did say everybody, and she was lucky she hasnt seen his little unit. So standard response... anyhows all the trademen who work in the building have. Go into a plantroom to do your work and walk around a corner and that dude would be sitting with his phone in one hand and well i guess its how you use it so they claim in the other. The BMU garage on the roof deffinately had a bad smell to it. |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Taromeo
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Had a panel shop many moons ago and these blokes from up the gulf that we knew dropped their 4WD off for some work.
The smell was horrendous. Turns out they'd boiled it on the way down and had no water to refill the radiator. So what did they do? They all p1ssed in the radiator to fill it up. |
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