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Old 21-01-2005, 12:34 AM   #31
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I cant believe no one made the comment about the NZ PM signing the surrender forms down at the local centrelink office in our bloody dole line!!!
That is so correct :hihi:
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Old 21-01-2005, 12:46 AM   #32
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I say we INVADE NEW ZEALAND!!!
Aren't your standards a bit low? :P

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Best quote I've seen in a long time! hahahahaha

Sweden has another fine asset: the Koenigsegg CCR. Mmm...

And then invade Germany so we can have the Nürburgring.
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Old 21-01-2005, 12:50 AM   #33
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Hmmmm.. There must be a misunderstanding.. what you kiwi's call women are actually sheep... So therefore you can have our women

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Ahhhh i was awaiting the sheep jokes.. here afew just for you.
Why is nz's grass so green???
Because we're all over here standing on yours!!
Why do australians have such small feet??
So they can stand closer to the toilet bowl when theyre having a pi$$.
No multiculturalisim insult intended here guys.
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Old 21-01-2005, 01:14 AM   #34
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I cant believe no one made the comment about the NZ PM signing the surrender forms down at the local centrelink office in our bloody dole line!!!
Now now, be nice. NZ PM Hillin Clurk is one of the most hard working female impersonators ever to enter politics. :

And we have to educate all these primitive Trevors as we occupy their territory. They'll have lots to learn, like beer in tankers is not good.

This will not be easy when their simple language consists of a few short phrases such as "choice cuzz", "welfare system" and "Not in those shoes bud". :ticking:
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Old 21-01-2005, 09:54 AM   #35
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Old 21-01-2005, 11:04 AM   #36
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I did this country a favour when I came here. Well both actually I raised the average IQ of both the day I migrated :P
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Old 21-01-2005, 11:09 AM   #37
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Old 21-01-2005, 01:48 PM   #38
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Casper: A bit of advice. Stop thinking. It clearly isnt doing you any good.
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Old 21-01-2005, 02:20 PM   #39
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Casper: A bit of advice. Stop thinking. It clearly isnt doing you any good.
Well, after 3 straight days of report writing and fixing other peoples mistakes (or covering for their incompetence)....not to mention building the payroll award rules for the Forensicare home for the criminally insane (yes, its a forensic insane asylum) I need a bit of fun. So I just think we should line up all the countries that annoy us (and are smaller than us...or weaker...or just plan unwanted by others) and invade them.
All I can say in my defense is I need a holiday....and its all a big JOKE dammit people.
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Old 21-01-2005, 04:06 PM   #40
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There was an entire 'political party' devoted to this, but they wanted to make them our slaves at the same time.

Their website was www.enslavenz.org but it seems to be down. Very funny stuff, a google search will find bits and pieces of their site.
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Old 21-01-2005, 04:55 PM   #41
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Can we invade Taiwan on the way to Sweden, i want cheaper electronics
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Old 21-01-2005, 05:14 PM   #42
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Invading NZ could be beneficial - why after a few years we might not suck at winter sports anymore.
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Old 21-01-2005, 05:25 PM   #43
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Secondly.. we could invade new zealand but in true blue aussie spirit WE CANT BE F*CKED
lol....would that be before or after you hear all these blokes yelling "hang on, gotta take me morning Sh*t!"
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Old 21-01-2005, 05:30 PM   #44
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Can we invade Taiwan on the way to Sweden, i want cheaper electronics
leave taiwan alone :P

how about we invade the US? make it better? get rid of a few things? ie) Jerry Springer, Cheverolet and the imperial system

oh can we also teach them some geography? they need it :
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Old 21-01-2005, 05:34 PM   #45
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/me is wondering how much Capser has had to Drink.......

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Old 21-01-2005, 06:18 PM   #46
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oh can we also teach them some geography? they need it :
We aren't perfect either. On Nova the other day someone had to name 7 european countries. She got 6, not including Milan.
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