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05-08-2010, 10:18 PM | #31 | ||||
Chasing a FORD project!
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06-08-2010, 02:39 AM | #32 | ||
BF XR6
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Western Australia
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i think the dumbest thing ive done lately was fall down the stairs at work on the weekend, dangerous steep wooden steps heading down into the cellar, supposed to go down backwards holding the rail.. i dont have time for that. going down fowards i lost my footing and i was gone... lol 10 minutes later guess whos carrying cartons of booze up the very same steps.
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06-08-2010, 08:33 AM | #33 | ||
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Location: Melbourne
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20 years ago when I was 15, I went bowling with some friends, one of whom was a girl I had the hots for.
When my turn came up, I put on this whole "pro bowler" act to impress her. I released the ball, and on the follow-through both feet slipped on the hardwood and I landed flat on my back, smacking my head on the floor. I jumped back up but it was too late, everyone (including the girl) was laughing at me.
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06-08-2010, 08:53 AM | #34 | ||
was danny888
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Sydney
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Remember once when i was living at home and the tv reception decided to go AWOL.
My uncle got up on the roof, hearing the 'thud.... thud.... thud....' as he walked over the iron roof. Hows that? he asked Ahh better, not 100% though i replied as he stuffed round with the antena. then i heard thud.... thud bang bang bang 'aahhhhh yaaaaa' *insert bad word* I ran outside and looked up to find him geting attacked by wasps which had a nest underneath the eave near the antena post! ___________ Also remember a mate of a mate one time a few years back was restoring an old EH Holden and he tried to take of the original steering wheel. His 'know it all dad' said 'mate you should gently tap behind it with a hammer and get it off. Either that or leave the nut on lose the end of the shaft and yank it off.' Whilst trying that for a little while he got angry, sitting in the drivers seat he starts yelling and yanking the wheel (without leaving the nut on) Bang! The wheel came off with a big yank and he smashed himself in the face with it! A very flat nose indeed.
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06-08-2010, 02:15 PM | #35 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Cattai, Sydney
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After a few beers and just getting home, i went for the pre-bed wizz - threw my dirty clothes into the toilet and almost let rip into the washing basket lol
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06-08-2010, 08:05 PM | #36 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Shittarton
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As many of you know half a slab makes you dance extremely well, tried that next to a campfire, I was lucky to escape with just a burnt arm! Went to toilet to inspect the damage (it didn't hurt at the time), and all I could smell was bacon
Also had the deep heat on the nuts, that's not nice at all. That's all that comes to mind at the moment. |
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06-08-2010, 08:25 PM | #37 | ||
What's green is gold
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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Steering wheels get nearly everybody...
A mate of mine, just put this really taky autotechnica woodgrain wheel on his EB, So we are cruising down the main street as usual and he notices the horn button is crooked so he fiddles with it while driving... The centre pops out (horn is blaring) with the spring following it and hits him square in the forehead! I was hysterical in the passenger seat. He keeps driving with the horn going still. So he sticks a whole pen in there to wedge the centre and stop the horn. ... 2 years later. The pen is still there.
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