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Old 03-07-2006, 01:27 PM   #31
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Buford is a Rottie cross Mastiff, so he should grow into a Bastard sized pet.
****! Erm... he's gonna be on the big side, yes... finger in the air, that'll be on the upside of 50kg, probably well beyond that. Remind me not to address your dog when meeting it the way I addressed GM's...*

Better get the leaf springs reset before you take him in the car, eh?



* slight digression... dog was a 2 year-old Blue Heeler. I go up to the wire mesh fence which has said dog on the other side and proceed to go "coochey-coo" on it. Patch (for that is the dog's name) declines to respond in the usual friendly manner and uses every cubic millimetre in his body to try and rip my face off whilst charging through aforementioned wire fence. Never again.
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:46 PM   #32
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Very cute Dave, and yes I reckon he looks like his Dad hahahaha.

He is going to grow fast by the sounds of it! And eat a lot... have you got shares in Pal (or whatever company makes it) yet?
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:22 PM   #33
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Puppies are great, they taste like chicken. All in jest sour one, it looks like you will have your hands full with that little sucker. Cheers mate John
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:51 PM   #34
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Very cute Dave, and yes I reckon he looks like his Dad hahahaha.

He is going to grow fast by the sounds of it! And eat a lot... have you got shares in Pal (or whatever company makes it) yet?
Pal? I reckon Dave will feed it the bones of his victims to chew on....
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:03 PM   #35
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Pal? I reckon Dave will feed it the bones of his victims to chew on....
bugger off i dont share my food.
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Old 20-04-2007, 10:07 AM   #36
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Update:


Hes almost bastard sized.... still needs some more growing.
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Old 20-04-2007, 10:19 AM   #37
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Look at the size of that hound's feet!!!! Is Buford planning on growing into them?

So that's 11 months or thereabouts, yeah? Still a fair way to go in the growing stakes..! What's he weigh?

Oh, and he's gorgeous. Please don't ever quote me on that phrase ever again.
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Old 20-04-2007, 10:24 AM   #38
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Hes almost bastard sized.... still needs some more growing.
Give him a Month Sour
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Old 20-04-2007, 10:51 AM   #39
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Look at the size of that hound's feet!!!! Is Buford planning on growing into them?

So that's 11 months or thereabouts, yeah? Still a fair way to go in the growing stakes..! What's he weigh?

Oh, and he's gorgeous. Please don't ever quote me on that phrase ever again.
weighs about 45kg at the moment.
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Old 20-04-2007, 11:50 AM   #40
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Dang, thats going to be a big dog. Hope he plays nice or I wouldn't want to be meeting him in a dark alley.
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Old 20-04-2007, 12:16 PM   #41
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He is growing nicely there SB ;)

A real cutey :P
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Old 20-04-2007, 12:17 PM   #42
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Have you bought a saddle for him yet? He's a monster Rottie. Looks like your feeding him well.
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warped humour...hahahahahaha...gold
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Pffffffffft..................

My Border Collie would chew his ears off !!!
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thats a big *** pup, my jack russle is almost 2 years and over grown (to what the vet says) and much smaller than ur pup lol.
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When he makes 63 kilo let me know ..then he's a real rottie!
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you all forget, Dave is only 4' tall....
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you all forget, Dave is only 4' tall....
He's only 4' tall when he's standing in a 2' deep shallow grave in a quiet public forest!
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Old 21-04-2007, 08:46 PM   #49
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Lol....
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When he makes 63 kilo let me know ..then he's a real rottie!
Dogs dont grow that big when fed a diet of ricers and gangstas. Its low quality food, but it is plentiful.
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Gee I hope you worm him regular then...thats a crap diet.
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On Friday at 7pm, Sourbastards bouncing baby boy Buford arrived, full of life and all sorts of michieve.

He even looks like me.

GeeeeZuuuS!!! nearly as hideous as its owner.....
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ive got bigger teeth
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he's certainly growing dave!.... looks like he'd lick ya to death though
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So, worked out what we are having as a side dish yet? I am thinking just plain old mash would do the trick quite nicely!


Congrats on the new fella, sure he will bring ya lots of fun.
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Old 24-04-2007, 08:30 AM   #56
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Wow. Sourbastard almost comes across as human in that first post!!

Cool looking mutt dave, should make for a good friend in the years to come!!
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SB...human...don't fall for his devious trickery...even the devil is concerned!
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Old 25-04-2007, 01:27 PM   #58
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I thought SB had "erased" the devil ages ago?
Nice little dog. The one in my avatar is bigger though, although your's would be a better guard dog.
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