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16-03-2011, 08:56 PM
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Chuck Norris was once pulled over....
the cop was left with a warning. |
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17-03-2011, 09:19 AM
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There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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17-03-2011, 11:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Melbourne, VIC
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Chuck Norris can sear a steak with his gaze.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Chuck Norris will roundhouse your chin! When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, he collects $200 every time he passes a corner. Some men cut themselves shaving...Chuck Norris makes razorblades go rusty! Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Re: It's Chuck Norris' birthday today!!
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