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Old 27-01-2007, 06:23 PM   #31
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i had a hz kingswood about 10years ago the ex called chucky, she said it was ugly like the chucky doll. the xr is called the big blue pe*is extention by my daughter and most of my mates.
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Old 27-01-2007, 07:13 PM   #32
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My EL is named "Monty"
My XH i had before that was just "The Ute"
HZ before that was "Blue"
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Old 27-01-2007, 08:14 PM   #33
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My falcons called Big Bird, becasue falcons are big birds!
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Old 27-01-2007, 08:40 PM   #34
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My Au was called the "Beast" due to being rather quick for it was (used to beat V8s hands down) or "chamelion" due to the ever changing parts in it, including engine

the EF wagon is simply called the "Wagon", due to obvious reasons

my EB was called the "Tank" big, green, slow but never ever broke no matter what i did

the EF sedan was called the "Taxi" as it used to be a taxi

the XE was called the "Bogan Mobile", due to its bogan heritage, plus first pics taken were with a mate in it, flanell on, rum bottle in hand and cap backwards

the BA was called the "Coppa" as everyone did mistake me for a D car
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Old 27-01-2007, 10:32 PM   #35
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My old KE laser was called the "laserghini"
My Falcon is called every de-meaning name under the sun when something goes wrong, but when she's going great, she's called "the girl" or "white lightening"
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Old 27-01-2007, 10:34 PM   #36
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Mine is called "Scoobs"

I called the TX5 "Silver Bullet" :
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Old 27-01-2007, 10:35 PM   #37
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BA is Bad Assed Betty
previous EL was Bob, Bucket of Bolts, !
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Old 27-01-2007, 10:42 PM   #38
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A mates XH ute is Called "The Red Dragon" we stole that one from Oldschool...

Mine is called "The Black Pearl" because when i first moved back from WA i didn't drive it much, so my mates called it a Myth, and thanks to the "Pirates of the Carrabean" we found a name...
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Old 27-01-2007, 10:52 PM   #39
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when i hate my XD its Paris (hilton, coz its dirty and a fuel slut) or suzie, (plates are (SUZ 75?)
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Old 27-01-2007, 10:57 PM   #40
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when i hate my XD its Paris (hilton, coz its dirty and a fuel slut) or suzie, (plates are (SUZ 75?)
LMFAO! So the resemblance is quite uncanny then?
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Old 28-01-2007, 01:04 AM   #41
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My BF XR8's colour is Rapid and has black boss decals and dark tinted windows (as seen in my avatar).

It took my 2yr old daughter <30sec to call it "daddy's bunglebee"
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Old 28-01-2007, 01:09 AM   #42
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I was going to call my car Miriam- Looks the goods but it's got balls too :P
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Old 28-01-2007, 01:11 AM   #43
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I had a XE eclipse for awhile,Its name was......START YOU BASTARD.
hahaha I like that
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Old 28-01-2007, 01:20 AM   #44
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The Capri was called Jordan because it was a ****** (rhymes with hut) and the XR8 is called either "Piece of *****!" or Cecil depending on if its co-operating with me or not.
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Old 28-01-2007, 01:21 AM   #45
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I was going to call my car Miriam- Looks the goods but it's got balls too :P
That is absolute gold!! :
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Old 28-01-2007, 01:24 AM   #46
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That is absolute gold!! :
Yep! LMFAO! But I was never fooled by that "person" :P
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Yep! LMFAO! But I was never fooled by that "person" :P
: I was, And rather disturbed when i found out the "suprise" :
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: I was, And rather disturbed when i found out the "suprise" :
Reminds me of this vid my mate showed me and my other mates. He was like "Do you think this chick is hot" And we were like "**** yeah man!"

Until said "chick" whipped out a massive dick and I ****ed myself with laughter : But it was the up there with the worst things I've seen. I was mortified!
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Reminds me of this vid my mate showed me and my other mates. He was like "Do you think this chick is hot" And we were like "**** yeah man!"

Until said "chick" whipped out a massive dick and I ****ed myself with laughter : But it was the up there with the worst things I've seen. I was mortified!
My mate pulled the same trick on me in highschool
"What do you reckon of this chick?"
"Yeah shes not bad"
"Check this out"
I was torn between laughter and sickness.
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Old 28-01-2007, 03:39 AM   #50
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An old girlfriend of mine had a Pulsar and i used to call it the little red lunchbox.
it was little.it was red and when she had all her fruiter friends in it it looked like a lunchbox.
Hhahaha that bloody funny but so true. This thread is a laugh and a half. hahaha

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OMFG that my XE name. But when i first bought it i called it TANK but now it START YOU BASTARD or START YOU MOTHERF**KER.
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Old 28-01-2007, 03:41 AM   #51
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I was going to call my car Miriam- Looks the goods but it's got balls too :P
You dirty corny Ba$tard. That so wrong but very true.....GOLD!!!
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Old 28-01-2007, 04:25 AM   #52
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I dont have a name for my car. But I had names for other cars. My mum has a dent in her corolla bonnet, so I call it "denty"! My brother use to have a VT S2. The paint on its front bumper was peeling so I called it "peely". And I use to drive a toyota hiace for work. It was one of those new ones that are very square. I always thought it looked a little futuristic and also like a brick. So I named it moonbrick. The name always stuck. Even my family called it that
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Current barge has no name, but I did have a car that was often called Thebloodyjag,
I Actually call mine the "Barge" haha, as its big and handls like a boat!



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Old 28-01-2007, 09:49 PM   #54
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The the echo is known as the Gecko(Green Echo)
The ute was known as the White Whale.
The Fairlane is referred to lovingly as Fat Tony (What else would you call a Fat Black Mafia Barge?)
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Old 28-01-2007, 09:59 PM   #55
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Dad calls my Falcon 'Whitey" (for obvious reasons)
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Old 28-01-2007, 10:00 PM   #56
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1967 Mustang (289 cu in) is called "Elaine" cos she's not quite "Eleanor" from 'gone in sixty seconds'
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Old 28-01-2007, 10:02 PM   #57
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Well Our
VT Wagon is called - Sh*tbox (yes i named it)
XY Sedan - The Blue Beast
XY Wagon - THE Wagon or Burgandy Car :

and when 1 of them isnt running right it then becomes "The *******ng car!"
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Old 28-01-2007, 11:25 PM   #58
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The Fairlane is referred to lovingly as Fat Tony (What else would you call a Fat Black Mafia Barge?)
Buy a second one. Then you can call them Guido & Nunzio!
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Old 28-01-2007, 11:44 PM   #59
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I think I shall name our new ED Eddie.
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