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Old 13-11-2007, 09:29 AM   #31
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Yeah..best laugh I've had for a while.
The DEI guy even got his insults messed up
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You should take a short walk on a LONG PIER, ASSFACEHOLE!
Yeah!!!
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Old 17-11-2007, 01:56 AM   #32
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Almost as funny as the BMW owner who lost his oil cap and decided to use a sock to cover the hole. He didn't realise that the sock would end up wrapped around his camshaft.
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Old 17-11-2007, 02:34 AM   #33
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Another good one:

http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php...ic=174075&st=0

"only hard part was drilling the cam cover"

Too bad the pics were taken down. They were the funniest things to see.
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Old 17-11-2007, 12:58 PM   #34
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Yeh if you have a look at page 4 on the 1st link, it was a prank (copy & paste) from another Audi forum...still funny as hell though, if only it was that easy to port and polish an engine...LOL
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