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Old 26-04-2006, 12:35 PM   #31
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"Going off like a frog in a sock"
"Going off like a Skeleton on a tin roof"
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Old 26-04-2006, 12:45 PM   #32
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Like ИИИИИ off a shiny shovel (meaning really fast)
running around like a chook with its head cut off
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Old 26-04-2006, 01:28 PM   #33
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As busy as a one armed paper boy with a dose of the crabs! (some that is very busy)

I was shooting people in Bagdad while you were still in your dad's bag! (said to a young one that "knows all")

Rigamortus (spelling?) Poo (speaks for its self...... stiff sh*t!)

Shake hands with the unemployed. (taking a leak)

Pop the purple pimple.

I'm not here to ИИИИИИ spiders! (when asked why you are there)

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There was once a time when every young man in this country was familiar with firearms and many owned them privately along with a stock of ammo and some bush gear.

Now the best we can hope for is to unfriend them on facebook then SMS their commanders with !!!1!!!!!!11!1!! and then finally plank a tank.......
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Old 26-04-2006, 01:32 PM   #34
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skeet skeet (what ever the hell that means??)
To skeet is to "pull out and shoot" so to speak. :

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet

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Old 26-04-2006, 03:50 PM   #35
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Busy as a one armed taxi driver with crabs
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:04 PM   #36
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:06 PM   #37
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Like ИИИИИ off a shiny shovel (meaning really fast)
running around like a chook with its head cut off
Like s h ! t off a shiny shovel
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:14 PM   #38
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Were in Barney (rumble) - were in trouble
She'll be - She'll be right
Buckleys - No chance
Snowballs chance in hell - No chance
Everybodys doing it - Heaps of people doing something in common
Morph - A slow working dope, someone not very smart
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:14 PM   #39
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In Like Flyn
Dead Horse
Trouble N Strife
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SPLASH THE BOOTS
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:16 PM   #40
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I have been known to ocker it up on occassions.....

Wake Up Australia - Tasmania is floating away.

I could Eat a horse, and chase the jockey

Don't come the raw prawn with me.

Wouldn't it Rot your socks

Fair suck of the sav

A bit more choke and you would have started

Fair crack of the whip

I'll go and have a Captain Cook

May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:22 PM   #41
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May your crotch be infested with the fleas on a thousand camels.... and your arms be too short to scratch!

May the hairs on your bum turn in to bicyles.... and back pedal up your a$$!
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probably the stupidist post on aff - congrats
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There was once a time when every young man in this country was familiar with firearms and many owned them privately along with a stock of ammo and some bush gear.

Now the best we can hope for is to unfriend them on facebook then SMS their commanders with !!!1!!!!!!11!1!! and then finally plank a tank.......
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:24 PM   #42
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Were in Barney (rumble) - were in trouble
Lol, bit of co-c-k-n-e-y slang huh? (swear filter out of control!)

Bag of fruit.. suit
Pat malone .... phone
Barry white... as in, "just popping out for a barry"... barry white rhyming with northen UK pronounced "sh1te"
Beatrix potter.... rotter... as in, ugly person
Bob Marley... as in charlie... as in coke
Bop Hope.. dope
Johnny cash... hash
Hawaii 5-0.... fifty dollar note....
Drink-link.... ATM
Float a sausage to the seaside... self explanatory i think....
Frank an pat...chat
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Old 26-04-2006, 04:44 PM   #43
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Miss the pink and pot the brown.(Snooker reference but think something else)
I read a 'telegram' similar to this at my sisters wedding, from the bridemaids mind you... "To the newly wed couple, just rememer .....SEX..... is like a game of snooker...if the red covers the pink, pot the brown."

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garn?
Well thats the start of it... e.g....Garn faaark yaseeeelf.
Imagine a group of drunken idiots egging one of them on to do sumptin stupid. Garn ya weak ****..


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Old 26-04-2006, 05:14 PM   #44
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hunting underground mutton - hunt rabbits
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Old 26-04-2006, 07:53 PM   #45
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Never Thought this thread would get past the first Page couple of Rippers in there...

Heres a few the old Bloke at work would say : -

Painters are In. (ladies time of month)
Snakes hiss (taking a leak)
cats hiss (as above)
Hard Hit (S**t)
Tin Tank (to have a Pull)
Off like a Brides nighty.
In Like Flynn..
tighter than a fishes bum (bit tight on the cash)
Grey Nurse ( refers to the old grey 100 dollar bills)
Oxford scollar ( 1 dollar)
Drain the lizard (taking a leak)
Waiting till the cows come home - (you'll be waiting a long time)
But wait theres more! (popular saying from that demtel add)
I'll buy that for a dollar (from some movie i think... meaning I'll buy it )

Theres many more.. just gone blank but they'll come to me so stay tuned...
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Old 27-04-2006, 07:46 PM   #46
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"Wouldn't touch her with ur d!ck"
"Face like a half eaten pastie"
"Dropped quicker than a $2 hooker"
"Ur father should've worn a rubber"
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Old 27-04-2006, 08:00 PM   #47
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"She has a head like a kicked in sh1t tin"
But
"You dont look at the mantle when your stoking the fire."
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Old 30-04-2006, 12:54 PM   #48
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Old 30-04-2006, 04:39 PM   #49
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"She has a head like a kicked in sh1t tin"
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"You dont look at the mantle when your stoking the fire."
Nice !!.. you just reminded me of a similar one to yours..

"Head like a kicked in Bicky tin...." haha
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Old 01-05-2006, 11:32 AM   #50
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Fell out the ugly tree and hit every brach on the way down
Sharp as a bowling ball
Drain the main vein to make the bladder gladder
Driving the white porcelain bus
Went down like a red-headed step-child
I'd rather gargle bumsweat from a fly-blown afghan camel
Could eat a horse and chase the jockey
Be a goose and have a gander
You can do what a duck can't and stick your bill up your ar$e
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Old 01-05-2006, 12:26 PM   #51
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ugly women - she has a head on her like a half chewed mintie
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Old 01-05-2006, 08:26 PM   #52
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Kinda grose one... But makes me laugh, especially when saying it to my mate who has a *much* younger g/f.

"No grass on the field? Turn her over and play in the mud!"
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