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27-06-2011, 06:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I loved the one when his regular doctor was away & an Indian doctor was replacing him.
Bulpit: Who are you??? Doctor: Im an exchange doctor from India Bulpit: What did they exchange you for, a tractor!!! |
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27-06-2011, 07:39 PM
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St. Joseph's institute for the chronically catholic. what would that be these days?
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27-06-2011, 08:09 PM
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Absolutely classic show. Well worth the time you spend watching it.
They should put repeats of QUALITY shows like this on tv instead of mind numbing spirit crushing IQ dropping reality garbage. That way I might turn my TV on a little more. Edit - and now time for a small Avatar & details change 
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27-06-2011, 08:50 PM
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Awesome
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STREWTH RIKSTA!
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27-06-2011, 08:56 PM
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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I thought it was about time for a change, wasn't sure what to until I saw this thread!!!
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Currently: 2014 Mazda6 GT (Daily) and 1999 Mazda MX5 (Fun Car) Previously: 2001 Ford Escape XLT; 2010 MC Mondeo; 1984 FD LTD; 2001 AU2 Falcon Forte; 2005 LS Focus Zetec; 1988 RE Colt; 1982 RB Colt; 1974 KE20 Corolla Quote:
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27-06-2011, 09:24 PM
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Bullpit on VFL: "Oh look out.. one of the poofs has thrown a tizz and kicked the ball into the crowd" |
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27-06-2011, 09:41 PM
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You wanna do what??
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......thats my favorite
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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27-06-2011, 09:44 PM
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27-06-2011, 09:44 PM
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Cobblers!
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27-06-2011, 09:54 PM
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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You're not taking the VN, I just welded the diff!
You're not taking the VN, I just de-treaded the stockies!
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Currently: 2014 Mazda6 GT (Daily) and 1999 Mazda MX5 (Fun Car) Previously: 2001 Ford Escape XLT; 2010 MC Mondeo; 1984 FD LTD; 2001 AU2 Falcon Forte; 2005 LS Focus Zetec; 1988 RE Colt; 1982 RB Colt; 1974 KE20 Corolla Quote:
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27-06-2011, 11:49 PM
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you can get all the episodes on DVD
http://www.jbhifionline.com.au/suppo...try&source=all Just remember "leave the money on the fridge" |
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27-06-2011, 11:50 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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& also remember the series "Bullpitt" when ted moves to a nursing home
http://www.jbhifionline.com.au/dvd/d...ullpitt/335787 |
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28-06-2011, 02:45 AM
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let it burn
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28-06-2011, 08:18 AM
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The one and only
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1992 DC LTDHO 360rwkw built by me Tuned by CVE Performance Going of the rails on a crazy train Other cars include Dynamic ED Sprint, Dynamic DL LTD, Sparkling Burgundy DL LTD, Yellow, Red & Blue XB sedan & Black XB Coupe
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28-06-2011, 09:59 AM
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Flairs - Truckers Delight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Brisbane Northside Likes: Opposite Lock
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Bloody Wog
Neville the Concrete Aboriginal Catholics Nuns topics that are just as funny today but somehow 'we're not allowed to talk about them'
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28-06-2011, 06:58 PM
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Your not taking the kingswood! I just polished the muffler clamp nuts!
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28-06-2011, 07:35 PM
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Next upgraded Mk1 Leopard
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sydney, in the burbs
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see below
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Plastic Surgery 1 AUII Monsoon Blue How 2's: Change rear view mirror, Install backfire valve, Change foam front seats, Install auto transmission cooler, Replace Trans Shift Globe, Remove front door Trim, Paint AU headlights, install door spears, Premium Rear Parcel Shelf, go here...
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28-06-2011, 07:35 PM
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Next upgraded Mk1 Leopard
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I have a habit when talking to my eldests son....
Don't Dad me boy, I'm your father and When I was a boy UK
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Plastic Surgery 1 AUII Monsoon Blue How 2's: Change rear view mirror, Install backfire valve, Change foam front seats, Install auto transmission cooler, Replace Trans Shift Globe, Remove front door Trim, Paint AU headlights, install door spears, Premium Rear Parcel Shelf, go here...
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28-06-2011, 07:49 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Your not taking the Kingswood I just polished the dipstick.
You grotty little Datsun dealer. Bloody wog That would be right.
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28-06-2011, 11:29 PM
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Tickford 220kw Windsor...
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sunnyvale - Housing Commission.
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When I was a boy..
Oh god here we go again.. Too bloody right here we go again, when I was a boy we were so poor we couldnt afford shoes, we had to walk 500 miles to school and back.. When our feet wore out we had to take turns piggybacking each other.. Howdy howdie everybody, here comes the party... Yes its me, Bobby Bullpit. Dont swoon, Im human.. Oh, Its Bob.. SHUT UP BOB.. And its Mearle.. Koooeeeee Greeta
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1972 Falcon XY GT 351 Clevo 4V Big Port, 4 Speed Top Loader Manual, Ice Blue.... 2002 Tickford AU Series III XR8 220kw Windsor, 5 Speed Manual, Liquid Silver... __________________ AU Tickford Facebook fan page.. https://www.facebook.com/#!/home.php...25060040851023
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29-06-2011, 01:54 PM
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29-06-2011, 05:45 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAc_JnMCTfA
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29-06-2011, 06:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Isnt it amazing how in one generation we basically lost our aussie sence of humour to being PC ?
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You've seen it, you've heard it and your still asking questions?? Don't write off the Goose until you see the box going into the hole.... |
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29-06-2011, 06:46 PM
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Falcon Unbelievable!
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The episodes with his brother Bobby used to crack me up as well,
Bobby Bullpit "Bobby Bullpit, don't swoon I"m human" Merle "If you're human why do you drag your bum across the lawn" Cracker of a show! |
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29-06-2011, 07:10 PM
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The XR6 ? You're not taking the XR6 .. I just vacuumed the exhaust pipe !!!
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29-06-2011, 09:01 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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"Attila the Nun"
"Mick Midgets" (also known as spotty little Damiens) "Bloody woman!" "Blow 'em all up!" "Watch it mate! "No wonder the country's in a mess" "When I was a boy... " [insert long-winded, far-fetched story] Always responded to with "Yeah, yeah sure Ted/Dad." "Hate, hate, vomit!" "Strike me Catholic!"
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let it burn
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29-06-2011, 10:04 PM
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You wanna do what??
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 Yes thats my wifes daily
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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29-06-2011, 10:07 PM
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Cobblers!
Join Date: Mar 2005
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"The only thing that would make me happier, is if that Wog son-in-law of mine turned into rust, and ate his Valiant".
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Ego BFII Ghia Titanium Silver E53 X5 4.4i Gunmetal EF XR6. Now retired from active duty. Roses are red. Violets are blue. OS X rocks. Homage to you. |
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Re: Ted Bullpitts Favorite Sayings
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