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Old 30-08-2005, 12:33 PM   #31
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Because the Doctor & Lawyer are both females..... Only the Priest could be called John?
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:35 PM   #32
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Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:37 PM   #33
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Because the Doctor & Lawyer are both females..... Only the Priest could be called John?
Correct again. Priests can only be male.. doctor and lawyer can be anything
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:37 PM   #34
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they have bigger mouths or maybe Chinese women taste nicer
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:38 PM   #35
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whats a priest doing with three females?
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:42 PM   #36
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whats a priest doing with three females?
lol yea true :
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:45 PM   #37
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Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

Because, of course, cause there's MORE of them!
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:45 PM   #38
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A man goes into a hardware store and asks the assistant for something. The assistant responds, "Four will cost you $3, ten will cost you $6, and two hundred will cost $9." What is the man buying?
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:46 PM   #39
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nails?
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:48 PM   #40
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Nope, not nails
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:50 PM   #41
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:51 PM   #42
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Nope.....
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:52 PM   #43
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i don't konw, but either way he should buy 200 of em
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Old 30-08-2005, 12:55 PM   #44
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Hint..... 1066 would cost $12
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Old 30-08-2005, 01:05 PM   #45
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i change my answer, he should buy 1066 of em. but i'm sure he could get a lot more for $15
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Old 30-08-2005, 02:17 PM   #46
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Ok... The answer IS...........






















House or letterbox numbers, as in one digit costs $3
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Ive got one:

A fully laden truck weighing in at 20t start driving across a 5km bridge that can only hold 20T before it will collapse. It makes it to the middle where it breaks down, and a large bird (falcon / pelican etc) lands on the truck, why does the bridge not collapse?

(do not mention safety factors etc, that is not the correct answer, although in reality that would solve it)
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was it on a weigh bridge?
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Because it keeps flapping its wings?
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Q. What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
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Old 30-08-2005, 03:27 PM   #51
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An umbrella??
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Ive got one:

A fully laden truck weighing in at 20t start driving across a 5km bridge that can only hold 20T before it will collapse. It makes it to the middle where it breaks down, and a large bird (falcon / pelican etc) lands on the truck, why does the bridge not collapse?

(do not mention safety factors etc, that is not the correct answer, although in reality that would solve it)
Perhaps the driver took a massive dump during the first half of the bridge.

I recon its fuel usage has lessened the load
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A man is replacing a wheel on his car, when he accidentally drops the four nuts used to hold the wheel on the car, and they fall into a deep drain, irretrievably lost. A passing girl offers him a solution which enables him to drive home. What is it?
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Run all four wheels off 3 bolts?
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Run all four wheels off 3 bolts?

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A man is replacing a wheel on his car, when he accidentally drops the four nuts used to hold the wheel on the car, and they fall into a deep drain, irretrievably lost. A passing girl offers him a solution which enables him to drive home. What is it?
She says "i'll grab your nuts for you?"
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Ive got one:

A fully laden truck weighing in at 20t start driving across a 5km bridge that can only hold 20T before it will collapse. It makes it to the middle where it breaks down, and a large bird (falcon / pelican etc) lands on the truck, why does the bridge not collapse?

(do not mention safety factors etc, that is not the correct answer, although in reality that would solve it)

Because when the truck broke down the driver got out? or the reason the truck broke down was because it had a fuel/oil/water leak? either way, the truck now weighs less, to make up for the birds weight...
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A person was looking a picture of a person and says out loud, 'Brothers and Sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son'.
Who is in the picture?
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He's looking at a pic of himself
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