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Old 07-01-2009, 03:02 PM   #31
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, the guy is well kinky -

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Old 07-01-2009, 03:06 PM   #32
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DNA, that's the National Dyslexia Foundation isn't it?
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:30 PM   #33
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:42 PM   #34
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Oh dear......... I'm going up there for two weeks next month and I thought that part of QLD was (relatively) normal.

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Old 07-01-2009, 03:47 PM   #35
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Oh dear......... I'm going up there for two weeks next month and I thought that part of QLD was (relatively) normal.

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Nah, the further up North you go, the less intelligence you will find. Stick to SEQLD.
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:52 PM   #36
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:53 PM   #37
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Nah, the further up North you go, the less intelligence you will find. Stick to SEQLD.
You mean they're worse than the Goondiwindi folk? :
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:59 PM   #38
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:04 PM   #39
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Nah, the further up North you go, the less intelligence you will find.
Uh-Oh. We're going to Palm Cove which is just a dash further Nth.......

Maybe if we just stay in the resort we'll be safe
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I wouldn't be going out at night though. And make sure you keep your wife in sight at all times. Or not?
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:14 PM   #41
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Bugger the wife (Hmm, I could've phrased that better) it's our 11yo Grandaughter and all those troppo types I'm worried about :
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:19 PM   #42
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Maybe if we just stay in the resort we'll be safe

Just dont get her to wear the mankini by mistake!
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:26 PM   #43
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Palm Cove is the worst.

It’s filled with dodgey Mexicans from down south =P
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:50 PM   #44
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:02 PM   #45
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Was that what you sent her for Christmas. She's been using it for a slingshot! :
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:49 PM   #46
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Nah, the further up North you go, the less intelligence you will find. Stick to SEQLD.
I once heard that in summer, part of Queensland is an hour behind due to daylight savings, but go up to FNQ and they are 20 years behind!
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:50 PM   #47
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Something hard and heavy.
I'm sure it was hard but we would only be guessing how heavy it was, there was no report of any damage to the dolls.
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:43 PM   #48
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why doesnt he just take a doll home and save some sweat, jebus people dont know how to use their brain, or am i just lazy ?
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:51 PM   #49
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This is made up right?

The authors name is Roger Dickson. Coincidence?
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:46 PM   #51
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Was looking for a Narooma blue AU XR8 with it back side hanging form an adult shop window.
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:21 PM   #52
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