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Old 28-09-2009, 01:09 PM   #31
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Old 28-09-2009, 04:45 PM   #32
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There is nothing more embarrassing than being in the park and calling at the top of your voice "BUBBLES".

That is what happens when an 8 year old girl gets to name the dog.
(Or MJ and a monkey)

That reminds me, years ago we had a delivery of special order timber to the job site, the truck driver was,......how can i put it, over the top in an effeminate way.
Any way he has this Chow Chow dog in the truck, it wanders off for a look around, said driver sees the dog and runs after it (like a girl) crying out " JOYSTICK, OH JOYSTICK....COME HERE JOYSTICK".

The blokes on site were all in tears......
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Old 28-09-2009, 04:52 PM   #33
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Old 28-09-2009, 04:55 PM   #34
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You can't name a dog before you get it!! The name should come straight to you when you first bring her home.

I had a black cat once, I got him from the local animal shelter...Called him 'Parky'.

Because the day I got him he was black and homeless!
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I couldn't give a crap how many are in their family, what gay passtimes they paticipate in, or whether they have a cat, dog or a freaken fish.

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Old 28-09-2009, 04:59 PM   #35
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lol how about NADS.................................
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Old 28-09-2009, 05:00 PM   #36
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ops sorry thats a boy dog name......
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Old 28-09-2009, 06:31 PM   #37
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My other dog is a chowuwa cross. (Wrong spelling I know) She is as black as the ace of spades and called shadow, because she follows us everywhere. It took 3 days to think of a suitable name for that one.

So as someone suggested, wait til it gets home and go from there.

By the way, when she misbehaves, she's called
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Old 28-09-2009, 07:14 PM   #38
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My suggestion would be something unique and simple, like Lydiakalanirowealeekundemondisha.

This way she won't get mixed up with any other dogs name's... tex rex sex etc etc.




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That reminds me, years ago we had a delivery of special order timber to the job site, the truck driver was,......how can i put it, over the top in an effeminate way.
Any way he has this Chow Chow dog in the truck, it wanders off for a look around, said driver sees the dog and runs after it (like a girl) crying out " JOYSTICK, OH JOYSTICK....COME HERE JOYSTICK".

The blokes on site were all in tears......


Thweetheart, don't you mean to thay "joythtick"?
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Old 28-09-2009, 07:33 PM   #39
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I got two dogs, lab x staffy called tooheys (male), cos I woke up hung over after a night out on extra dry and bought a dog! Next one I got is a staffy x mastiff (female) and its called Indie. If I had of got another male i'd of called it Rocket, as in red rocket. Which is what my next one will be called!
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Old 29-09-2009, 02:17 AM   #40
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Brick works for me, being a Staffie not only does it look like one, but it's about as clever as one as well!
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Old 29-09-2009, 07:36 AM   #41
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My suggestion would be something unique and simple, like Lydiakalanirowealeekundemondisha.

This way she won't get mixed up with any other dogs name's... tex rex sex etc etc.









kids named ours buster, I call him black dog. (black lab cross staffy)

yep he listens to me first ,cause I feed him.
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Old 29-09-2009, 07:38 AM   #42
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i named my blue american staffy "Turbo" now on the hunt for a blue girl to mate him with

Ahh i was going to name my gsd that. but ended up getting a female instead of a mongrel
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Old 29-09-2009, 07:59 AM   #43
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This one started out as Jezebel...But it's too long,prolly woulda ended up as Jezz...Jezza...



But after having her for a couple of weeks,her name got changed to Molly,dont think you can name a dog in first day,need to get a feel of their personality...




Porky ( Now in the doggy park in the sky) is the mutt on the pewter

He got called Porky...

vik...As in Porky the pig...
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Old 29-09-2009, 12:12 PM   #44
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I named mine after one of my fav movies, predator, So I have Poncho, and the next dog will be Dutch.
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Old 29-09-2009, 12:35 PM   #45
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Paris, good name for a bi*ch

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Old 29-09-2009, 06:52 PM   #46
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There's something to be said for not using human names.

My cat's name is "Tammie" and a few weeks ago she was going nuts and kept jumping at the TV. I started saying "no tammie!" in a harsh tone when she'd go near it and my missus would clap her hands together to distract her. Hour or so later I get a knock on the door. Car load of police. Thinking Tammie was a person and the claps were them getting slapped around my neighbours had put in domestic violence call! Cops laughed but I'm still getting dirty looks every time I drive in and out of the driveway.
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Old 29-09-2009, 07:57 PM   #47
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Called my fist dog " Russel Travis Pig Monster the 3rd", a bull terrier I bought from a cockie out west.
Shortened to "Piggy"
Russel, cause he was as big as Russ Hinze; Travis, cause he was as mad as Travis Bickel (Taxi Driver), Pig monster cause he was a pig dog and monstered everything he touched ,and 3rd cause I'm sure there were 2 before him. Next dog is ' Iggy" as in Iggy Pup"
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Please don't call it Kaitland or Skye, or some other such nom de plume, call it what you think is appropriate to it's charachter !!
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Old 30-09-2009, 09:36 AM   #48
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DNA, because they leave heaps of it (dogs hairs) lying around.
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:25 AM   #49
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'Pothole'

Because she will always be in the 'road' (read: way)
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:37 AM   #50
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Bruiser is a cool name
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Old 30-09-2009, 11:06 AM   #51
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Tittswobble...
Incase you lose your dog you can go around asking 'have you seen my Tittswobble?'

or you can go with...
Boofhead can be shortend to Boof.
Paws is a good one.
Khe sanh is another one I like.
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My sister's beloved dog was named Hershey. She unfortunately passed away recently.
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:21 AM   #53
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sasha for me

i had a German shepherd with tha name and to this day havnt used it for another pet

she was the best dog i have ever owned ( cant see me ever getting another dog though ) the missus hates them )

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Old 01-10-2009, 10:22 AM   #54
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Call it Timmy or Jimmy.
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:00 PM   #55
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( cant see me ever getting another dog though ) the missus hates them )
Simple solution. Get rid of the missus! You get a dog, costs less in the long run, more love and affection. How can you go wrong?
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named my girl "Matilda"
she is a Rhodesian Ridgeback X Rough collie (lassie dog)
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:50 PM   #57
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How about something relating to the colour of the dog. Being a blue staffy, how about something like Sapphire, Cobalt, Scilla, or Skye.

Not blue related, but Jade's a good female name.
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:53 PM   #58
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How about calling it "Minton". When he's a naughty dog you go......"Bad-Minton" hehe

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Call him "Syndrome". If he jumps up on the couch you say "Get down-Syndrome".
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my Bull Terrier is called Shelby, obvious reasons.. being a Ford family


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Old 01-10-2009, 02:38 PM   #60
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