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Old 15-08-2007, 12:40 AM   #31
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Holden made the decision to make thier utes for pretty boys years ago. Wannabe tradesman drive them. If my son came home and told me he bought a holden ute I would struggle to come to grips with the fact he is a homosexual.

This made me choke on my Crunchie !!!

Absolute classic !!

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i loved my ford v8 but it just keeps breaking on me - had dat bloody beast serviced again....can't wait to trade the damn thing off for tis new one.
With a sentance like 'dis' you must be in year 10
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Old 15-08-2007, 08:51 AM   #32
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Old 15-08-2007, 08:57 AM   #33
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Holden made the decision to make thier utes for pretty boys years ago. Wannabe tradesman drive them. If my son came home and told me he bought a holden ute I would struggle to come to grips with the fact he is a homosexual.
QSM!

No doubt it will be a looker once its dumped and on some nice rims, like most cars.
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Old 15-08-2007, 09:02 AM   #34
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Pics and proof you even own a car or old enough to own one ?????
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Old 15-08-2007, 09:05 AM   #35
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Was that meant to sound good ?????????? Please tell me your joking as that nearly sounds as bad as the old ls1 in in my mates VT !!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 15-08-2007, 09:21 AM   #36
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Holden made the decision to make thier utes for pretty boys years ago. Wannabe tradesman drive them. If my son came home and told me he bought a holden ute I would struggle to come to grips with the fact he is a homosexual.
Haha, thats the funniest thing i have read in ages.

And i still think the falcon utes will be competitive with the new holdens in sales and performance.
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Old 15-08-2007, 09:42 AM   #37
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My motorcycle has more load capacity than a Holden ute...and what little load capacity they have is taken up by the weight of the additional Chev badges (they seem to be embarressed by the Holden badges or something?)

Still waiting for your fully "cousin" to snap some pics from his "work"...
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Old 15-08-2007, 09:46 AM   #38
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Will the new SS ute come with a giant "SPY+" sticker on the back window and dirt bike
strapped on the back as standard?
Would the tray be long enough to strap a dirt bike in?
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Old 15-08-2007, 10:21 AM   #39
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Any chance your related to that Jono off ACA recently?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! if i knew how to put quotes in my sig i would use this one rofl
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Old 15-08-2007, 10:43 AM   #40
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Hey you Ford lover....Holden is rumored to be launching their new V8 Utes - got my cousin to record them while he was at work testing them......

Thought you might like it:

Thought you guys might appreciate it http://www.therobertson.com/mp3/SSV%...EV%20CLOSE.mp3

There's more of them in http://www.therobertson.com/mp3/

I hear they are gonna launch it with some stuff at http://www.evolutionendshere.com shortly..


Guess there really is no competition when Holden V8 Ute launches....
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your dead right the proton jumbuck ute is now miles ahead against the holden ute!
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Old 15-08-2007, 10:53 AM   #41
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had my mates remix our old dust busters overlaid with some crappy engine roar...thought i might pass that off for a V8 - guess I got busted.

but my ford did break down on me - i'm intrigued by my cousin who's been feeding me all these talk about holden redesigning their ute blah blah...and he reckons this is their launch site....http://www.evolutionendshere.com
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:00 AM   #42
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Evolution ends here? Does that mean holdens are gonna give up trying to make utes after this?
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:14 AM   #43
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One can only hope they give up on their hoon utes
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Old 15-08-2007, 12:51 PM   #44
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your dead right the proton jumbuck ute is now miles ahead against the holden ute!
I'm thinking of getting a Jumbuck to replace the Tornado :->

They are actually a good fun little car to be honest, not overly butch for sure, LOL, but they do the job well for what they are and the price they sell them for.
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Old 15-08-2007, 01:20 PM   #45
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one verb....ZZZzzzzZZZzzzZZZ..
Dont know what the point of drip feeding the Ute is...if they'd done it with the VE Sedan (from recollection they didn't) line up initially, that would have made more sense...Holden marketing are behind the eight ball on this one.
"Go" and "Evolution ends here"....my gosh...come up with some better lines guys!
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Old 15-08-2007, 02:26 PM   #46
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Ive Cracked it folks, turns out Holden have a new ute! they jsut stole a jumbuck! made it a one tonner, and put a excel front on it, now this is only a "development" mule on it so i couldnt find any badges!

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Have we been stuck in a time warp? VT?

LOL...that actually looks like a handy little ute. Would be good around town.
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Old 15-08-2007, 03:18 PM   #48
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Ive Cracked it folks, turns out Holden have a new ute! they jsut stole a jumbuck! made it a one tonner, and put a excel front on it, now this is only a "development" mule on it so i couldnt find any badges!

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Old 15-08-2007, 08:26 PM   #49
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bwaaahahahaaha -evolution ends here- oh that's good! so this'll be the final commo ute ever? awesome!

no more massive truck mudflaps, no more 300 foot radio aerials, no more sh!b*xes covered in various assorted stickers with everything from 'the beast' to 'bundy b&s ute'. oh what a shame.
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:29 PM   #51
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maybe it means its no different from the VZ. hence stopped evolving. which we already knew.
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Oh man, best thread for a laugh in a while.

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Old 16-08-2007, 01:43 AM   #53
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The evolution stops when Ford says it does; they are the only ones who can do a ute properly- Not some crook looking POS that cant even carry a toenail. After all, Ford Oz invented the ute!
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Old 16-08-2007, 02:12 PM   #54
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Some very good spy shots coming up in the September Issue of Wheels. Quad exhausts out the back from factory on the SS utes, looks good.
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I saw a new VE ute yesterday on my way down to Canberra. It had bra's on front and rear, but still looked pretty good.
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I saw a new VE ute yesterday on my way down to Canberra. It had bra's on front and rear, but still looked pretty good.
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