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Old 23-01-2005, 08:52 PM   #31
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oh yeah just remebered one:

thats off tap aye! dude/bro/mate
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Old 23-01-2005, 08:55 PM   #32
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Anothery??
Look at the head onya
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:20 PM   #33
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I have too many to mention but here's are few beauties!!!
-FACE LIKE A DROPPED MEAT PIE!
-DRY AS A DEAD DINGO'S DONGA!
-SUPAMEGAFUGLY!
-IT'LL MAKE A WILLY WAGTAIL FIGHT A EMU!
HA HA HA
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:42 PM   #34
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[QUOTE=You Yangs]-DRY AS A DEAD DINGO'S DONGA!


BWAHahahahaha what a classic LMAO :nutsycuck
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:50 PM   #35
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:02 PM   #36
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Two of my favourites:

She'll be right mate

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Get your hand off it
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:10 PM   #37
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Head like a Robber's Dog!!

Head like a Bashed Crab!!
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Old 23-01-2005, 11:44 PM   #38
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Like to call a spade a f#$*@(g shovel

Bloody hell
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Old 24-01-2005, 12:25 AM   #39
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get dog up ya
I love that one too, although I usually say 'get A dog up ya'
Another fav is 'face like the south facing end of a northbound camel'
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Old 25-01-2005, 03:39 PM   #40
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Well, years ago as a uni student, I worked part-time in a servo driveway(good old days) and we had this regular customer, a weather beaten travelling salesman– he'd pull in after a long haul from Ceduna, crawl out of his heavily laden Kingswood wagon, rub his back with both hands, light up a fag, lean back against the bonnet and say: "Hairya gar-win Champion! Fillet as in 'fish', check me Dolly Dyers and me muther an' daughter an' don't forget me Danny Doyle!" After disappearing around the side muttering something about going to shake hands with his wife's best friend, I took the opportunity to zip inside to the boss for a quick piece of interpreting. I emerged moments later, ready to carry out the instructions:
1. Fill the tank with petrol
2. Check all tyre pressures
3. Check radiator level
4. Withdraw the dipstick and check the oil level

When the customer returned, he exclaimed, "Good on yer nugget, yer worth yer weight in cocky shit. Tell Ken ter whack it on th' slate!" and drove off.
After going into the boss and getting him to enter the expenditure on the customer's monthly account, and then going around the side to the toilet to flush away a urinal filled with rich yellow liquid plus a cigarette butt, I thought to myself– the workplace is a rich learning experience.
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Old 25-01-2005, 03:56 PM   #41
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Another work favourite
F#$% it ....leave it for "A" shift
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Old 25-01-2005, 04:11 PM   #42
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Well, years ago as a uni student, I worked part-time in a servo driveway(good old days) and we had this regular customer, a weather beaten travelling salesman– he'd pull in after a long haul from Ceduna, crawl out of his heavily laden Kingswood wagon, rub his back with both hands, light up a fag, lean back against the bonnet and say: "Hairya gar-win Champion! Fillet as in 'fish', check me Dolly Dyers and me muther an' daughter an' don't forget me Danny Doyle!" After disappearing around the side muttering something about going to shake hands with his wife's best friend, I took the opportunity to zip inside to the boss for a quick piece of interpreting. I emerged moments later, ready to carry out the instructions:
1. Fill the tank with petrol
2. Check all tyre pressures
3. Check radiator level
4. Withdraw the dipstick and check the oil level

When the customer returned, he exclaimed, "Good on yer nugget, yer worth yer weight in cocky shit. Tell Ken ter whack it on th' slate!" and drove off.
After going into the boss and getting him to enter the expenditure on the customer's monthly account, and then going around the side to the toilet to flush away a urinal filled with rich yellow liquid plus a cigarette butt, I thought to myself– the workplace is a rich learning experience.
LMFAO!!! i can relate to some of that :P
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Old 25-01-2005, 04:37 PM   #43
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plain n simple

G'DAY FELLA OR SHIELLA

normally just g'day will do ;)
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Old 25-01-2005, 04:45 PM   #44
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"I'm as dry as a dead Dingo's donga"
"bloody hell its hot aint it"
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Old 25-01-2005, 04:47 PM   #45
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my favourite... and yours.

"Its your shout"
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Old 25-01-2005, 05:14 PM   #46
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Originally Posted by Zoltan von Bujdoss
Well, years ago as a uni student, I worked part-time in a servo driveway(good old days) and we had this regular customer, a weather beaten travelling salesman– he'd pull in after a long haul from Ceduna, crawl out of his heavily laden Kingswood wagon, rub his back with both hands, light up a fag, lean back against the bonnet and say: "Hairya gar-win Champion! Fillet as in 'fish', check me Dolly Dyers and me muther an' daughter an' don't forget me Danny Doyle!" After disappearing around the side muttering something about going to shake hands with his wife's best friend, I took the opportunity to zip inside to the boss for a quick piece of interpreting. I emerged moments later, ready to carry out the instructions:
1. Fill the tank with petrol
2. Check all tyre pressures
3. Check radiator level
4. Withdraw the dipstick and check the oil level

When the customer returned, he exclaimed, "Good on yer nugget, yer worth yer weight in cocky shit. Tell Ken ter whack it on th' slate!" and drove off.
After going into the boss and getting him to enter the expenditure on the customer's monthly account, and then going around the side to the toilet to flush away a urinal filled with rich yellow liquid plus a cigarette butt, I thought to myself– the workplace is a rich learning experience.
Lol, great story!
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Old 25-01-2005, 05:43 PM   #47
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Off like a brides nighty
Off like a wogs lunch box
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun
Off like a fish milk shake
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Old 25-01-2005, 06:17 PM   #48
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She/he's been hit with thw ugly stick

She/he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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Old 25-01-2005, 07:40 PM   #49
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Old 25-01-2005, 09:46 PM   #50
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Old 26-01-2005, 01:28 AM   #51
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Old 26-01-2005, 01:38 AM   #52
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Old 19-06-2005, 07:42 AM   #53
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I got a few often used by the old man...

"Look at the tits on that!" (frequently use) _
"so hungry I could eat the ar$ehole out of a corpse"
"got a face like a busted pastie"
"got a face like a dropped pie"
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Old 19-06-2005, 08:12 AM   #54
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G'day knackers / shaggs
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Old 19-06-2005, 08:47 AM   #55
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What about a few classic outback Queensland sayings,

That unorganised he couldent run a choco vine up a s**thouse trellis

or my personal fav

I'll be F**cked

and Tosser, another term of endearment.
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Old 19-06-2005, 09:10 AM   #56
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1. As useless as tits on a bull.
2. As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
3. Absofrickenlutely.
4 That'd rot the crutch outta your singlet.
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Old 19-06-2005, 09:32 AM   #57
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cheap at half the price

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YOU KANT!!
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Old 19-06-2005, 12:12 PM   #58
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"giffuct"
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Old 19-06-2005, 12:34 PM   #59
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all i can say is there all ...BLOODY GROUSE
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Old 19-06-2005, 01:17 PM   #60
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-Face like a bucket of smashed crabs (my fav)
-show us ya pink bits!
-show us ya map of tassie!
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