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Old 23-10-2005, 06:30 PM   #31
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Yes!

Hey chickies, let's go Amazonian. All this testosterone is rather stifling. I'd much rather use men for pleasure and throw them away... make THEM scrub floors, wash clothes and change nappies.

We could all just sit around getting fed chocolate by our hunky male slaves :
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Old 23-10-2005, 06:45 PM   #32
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Bindi remember there is no power or internet in the amazon, your addiction just couldn't handle it you'd be back within days ;)
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Old 23-10-2005, 06:48 PM   #33
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Yes!

Hey chickies, let's go Amazonian. All this testosterone is rather stifling. I'd much rather use men for pleasure and throw them away... make THEM scrub floors, wash clothes and change nappies.

We could all just sit around getting fed chocolate by our hunky male slaves :
And this has what to do with Hubby being mad ?
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Old 23-10-2005, 06:52 PM   #34
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How's his form, he even bought the number plates ELGT this week because he says he needs them for the GT he has to buy, just so the Fairlane by Tickford doesn't get lonely.
Nah, just tell him to look overseas and for around the same price grab himself an automobile powered by a 429 super cobra jet motor complete with ram air, factory shaker and around 400 horsepower. That should keep the fairlane company i reckon.
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Old 23-10-2005, 06:53 PM   #35
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I think he has had what I like to call "a moment of clarity". Most people like to call it madness though.
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Old 23-10-2005, 06:53 PM   #36
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... make THEM scrub floors, wash clothes and change nappies.

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Why would we do that when you girls should do it. Are you too lazy. I am on the way to the shed to fix the toaster. :voldar02:
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Old 23-10-2005, 07:23 PM   #37
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Hmmmmm I can't find Wheezer Street anywhere on whereis.com. You sure it exists?

There's a Windsor Ave with a large sign near my place, who wants it?
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Old 23-10-2005, 07:32 PM   #38
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There's a Windsor Ave with a large sign near my place, who wants it?
Can you get it for me, thats perfect for the drive to the shed.....off one windsor rd onto another.....
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Old 23-10-2005, 07:37 PM   #39
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No, he isn't mad, he is extremely dedicated.
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Old 23-10-2005, 07:47 PM   #40
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Genius. Pure Genius. Send fairlane to me, I have an ef to keep it company.
Bindi if making us scrub floors, wash clothes and change nappies is your idea of pleasure, either your rather sadistic, or you dont actually know what to do with us : some of the boys will give you idea's
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Old 23-10-2005, 08:08 PM   #41
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I live on Kenwood Street... next to Fairmont Street... who wants a streetsign at the next E-Series meet?
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Old 23-10-2005, 08:31 PM   #42
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i want fairlane road/street/ave/court what ever...
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Old 23-10-2005, 08:33 PM   #43
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lol

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Old 23-10-2005, 08:34 PM   #44
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Old 23-10-2005, 08:48 PM   #45
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Can't find a Fair Lane anywhere in the country :(
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Old 23-10-2005, 08:51 PM   #46
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GENIUS, sheer GENIUS. I have a new hero!

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Old 23-10-2005, 09:00 PM   #47
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Oh that reminds me, my grandparents live in Ford Avenue. I might have to go down there at night. :hihi:
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Old 23-10-2005, 09:17 PM   #48
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Well, there's always this for the Ambrose fans...

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Old 23-10-2005, 09:43 PM   #49
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Well, there's always this for the Ambrose fans...

Marcos is ready to move out from that Cul-de-sac Avesco Close, to a much more upmarket address!
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Old 23-10-2005, 09:48 PM   #50
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Where abouts is that intersection? Egoville?
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Old 24-10-2005, 05:30 AM   #51
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Where abouts is that intersection? Egoville?
That's in Murphy's suburb.
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Old 24-10-2005, 06:27 AM   #52
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And this has what to do with Hubby being mad ?
I said Yes he was mad... Mrs Casper and Mrs347stroker were talking about bringing back the beating of hubbies and bemoaning their lesser half's obsessions and madnesses. I made a different suggestion is all, rather than beatings... although Casper showed his BDSM side :hihi:

So that was what my comment was about. :yeees:

You do realise guys that obsession can go way too far... and you're proving it with the replies in this thread :
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Old 24-10-2005, 08:11 AM   #53
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Heh! That's tops! I once lived in Fiat Ave! I cried myself to sleep every night!
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Old 24-10-2005, 08:48 AM   #54
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You the man stroke

Theres no prize for coming second girls. dont get mad get even ?

GO TO YOUR NEAREST SEX SHOP PROVIDER . ORDER YOURSELF :

351ci 4 SPEED LATEX TRIM GT "VIBRATOR" AND HELP YOURSELF. :

BWHAHAHAHAHA , CAN EVEN PUT AFF STICKERS ON IT BWHAHAHAHA
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Old 24-10-2005, 09:08 AM   #55
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I think this has gone far enough. You must stop him now. Next all your kids will be called Henry, Fairlane Edsel, clevo and what ever else he can think of. I think you need to have him comitted now before its to late for you and your freinds.
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Old 24-10-2005, 04:59 PM   #56
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I lived in unit 3/34 ford st Queanbeyan i never took a sign thow
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out come the bad names. I had a callout to bashford street today, you go down bedford street to get to it.
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Old 24-10-2005, 05:07 PM   #58
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I think this has gone far enough. You must stop him now. Next all your kids will be called Henry, Fairlane Edsel, clevo and what ever else he can think of. I think you need to have him comitted now before its to late for you and your freinds.
He has already suggested if we have another daughter he wants to call her Carol Shelby, now that is taking it too far. No way in the world will our children be named after any cars.
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