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Old 03-11-2005, 08:31 PM   #31
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Woo hoo off to buy a Holden
Bwahahahahaha that cracked me up! I love it! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug

And are you going off to buy a copy of Yoga for the Single Man??? (Think of the movie Evil Woman).
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:38 PM   #32
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Here's one.... LET THE FLAMES COMMENCE!!!!

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Old 03-11-2005, 08:42 PM   #33
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Old 03-11-2005, 10:19 PM   #34
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Old 04-11-2005, 12:20 AM   #35
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im not a member of ff.com so it doesn't apply to me...
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Old 04-11-2005, 02:19 PM   #36
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HSV Heapa' Sh1t Vehicle
HSV Hom0 Se.xual Vehicle

HOLDEN Holdenites Obviously Like D*** Every Night

hmm i think all mine might be a tad offensive ...

oh and i love the torana one .. Tonnes of rust and no acceleration, has always been one of my favourites, but yeh some pretty good ones there.

EDIT: oh and after this post i think i fit into the FORD FORUMS definition .. lol !

DOUBLE EDIT: No i don't hate Holdens\HSV's so dont abuse me haha, i jsut prefer fords .
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Old 04-11-2005, 02:49 PM   #37
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Old 04-11-2005, 02:50 PM   #38
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Old 04-11-2005, 04:30 PM   #41
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Old 04-11-2005, 09:28 PM   #42
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Old 05-11-2005, 02:11 PM   #43
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heaps of low down engine noises - hence the gen III

then www.pistonslap.com

i've said that to a few holden fans, and it has shut them up so quick it's not funny, then all they can say dont hold the gen III against us
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Old 06-11-2005, 08:46 AM   #46
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Ach, can you tell I'm bored!?!?! They are shockingly bad. :
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Old 06-11-2005, 09:11 AM   #47
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Please Somebody!!! Pull The Chain!!! And Flush This Steaming Trail of Insult and Injury away !!!!
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