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26-04-2006, 12:35 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
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"Going off like a frog in a sock"
"Going off like a Skeleton on a tin roof" |
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26-04-2006, 12:45 PM
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PM me if you want
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Pk Ranger Modding - QLD 👍
Posts: 7,498
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Like ИИИИИ off a shiny shovel (meaning really fast)
running around like a chook with its head cut off
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Owner of first ever car to retrofit BA SSS - the EA2BA Send me a PM if you want to know anything 2010 Ford Ranger PK High Rider (Auto) - 2011 Ford Fiesta (Auto)
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26-04-2006, 01:28 PM
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XR & FPV Owner
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: On the Dark Side of The Moon
Posts: 2,355
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As busy as a one armed paper boy with a dose of the crabs! (some that is very busy)
I was shooting people in Bagdad while you were still in your dad's bag! (said to a young one that "knows all") Rigamortus (spelling?) Poo (speaks for its self...... stiff sh*t!) Shake hands with the unemployed. (taking a leak) Pop the purple pimple. I'm not here to ИИИИИИ spiders! (when asked why you are there) D  :
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26-04-2006, 01:32 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
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 : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet Link may not be work safe.
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Speed Kills. So buy an AU XR8 and live forever. Oo\===/oO |
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26-04-2006, 03:50 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Busy as a one armed taxi driver with crabs
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26-04-2006, 04:04 PM
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Audi S3
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 8,307
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garn?
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26-04-2006, 04:06 PM
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PM me if you want
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Pk Ranger Modding - QLD 👍
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Owner of first ever car to retrofit BA SSS - the EA2BA Send me a PM if you want to know anything 2010 Ford Ranger PK High Rider (Auto) - 2011 Ford Fiesta (Auto)
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26-04-2006, 04:14 PM
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Slide Baby Slide
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SA - The Drift State
Posts: 2,662
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Were in Barney (rumble) - were in trouble
She'll be - She'll be right Buckleys - No chance Snowballs chance in hell - No chance Everybodys doing it - Heaps of people doing something in common Morph - A slow working dope, someone not very smart As useless as a one legged man in an ИИИИ kicking competition - Pretty self explanatory Saying/insults When he/she fell from the ugly tree they must have hit every branch on the way down Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Beauty is only skin deep, but uglyness is to the bone When you you were young, you were so ugly that we had to tie a pork chop around your neck so even the dog would play with you
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:the_finge You want more inches...........STROKE IT!!! :the_finge Mr Super Skid-Man |
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26-04-2006, 04:14 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,409
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In Like Flyn
Dead Horse Trouble N Strife Tin Lids Num Nuts SPLASH THE BOOTS FUGLY |
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26-04-2006, 04:16 PM
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Can't get enough of this.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Standing on the driveway sobbing because I don't have a PINK ute anymore :0(
Posts: 1,990
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I have been known to ocker it up on occassions.....
Wake Up Australia - Tasmania is floating away. I could Eat a horse, and chase the jockey Don't come the raw prawn with me. Wouldn't it Rot your socks Fair suck of the sav A bit more choke and you would have started Fair crack of the whip I'll go and have a Captain Cook May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down
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I didn't ask to be a Princess but if the crown fits...
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26-04-2006, 04:22 PM
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XR & FPV Owner
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: On the Dark Side of The Moon
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May your crotch be infested with the fleas on a thousand camels.... and your arms be too short to scratch!
May the hairs on your bum turn in to bicyles.... and back pedal up your a$$!
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26-04-2006, 04:24 PM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
Posts: 3,549
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Bag of fruit.. suit Pat malone .... phone Barry white... as in, "just popping out for a barry"... barry white rhyming with northen UK pronounced "sh1te" Beatrix potter.... rotter... as in, ugly person Bob Marley... as in charlie... as in coke Bop Hope.. dope Johnny cash... hash Hawaii 5-0.... fifty dollar note.... Drink-link.... ATM Float a sausage to the seaside... self explanatory i think.... Frank an pat...chat
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A cup half empty... but full of euphoria. |
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26-04-2006, 04:44 PM
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AS IT SAYS.....
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IN THE SCRUB
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Imagine a group of drunken idiots egging one of them on to do sumptin stupid. Garn ya weak ****.. Lesbians at a bar, checking out the women, one turns to the other and says..."i bet she's hung like a donut"  no comment, u work it out.
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26-04-2006, 05:14 PM
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Go Hard or Go Home
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Toowoomba, Queensland
Posts: 417
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Blood Nut - red head
Northern Territory workboots - thongs hunting underground mutton - hunt rabbits |
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26-04-2006, 07:53 PM
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Got Any Lollies??
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Altona North Victoria
Posts: 97
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Never Thought this thread would get past the first Page couple of Rippers in there...
Heres a few the old Bloke at work would say : - Painters are In. (ladies time of month) Snakes hiss (taking a leak) cats hiss (as above) Hard Hit (S**t) Tin Tank (to have a Pull) Off like a Brides nighty. In Like Flynn.. tighter than a fishes bum (bit tight on the cash) Grey Nurse ( refers to the old grey 100 dollar bills) Oxford scollar ( 1 dollar) Drain the lizard (taking a leak) Waiting till the cows come home - (you'll be waiting a long time) But wait theres more! (popular saying from that demtel add) I'll buy that for a dollar (from some movie i think... meaning I'll buy it ) Theres many more.. just gone blank but they'll come to me so stay tuned... |
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27-04-2006, 07:46 PM
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ED Gli
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 9
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"Wouldn't touch her with ur d!ck"
"Face like a half eaten pastie" "Dropped quicker than a $2 hooker" "Ur father should've worn a rubber"
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27-04-2006, 08:00 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 12
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"She has a head like a kicked in sh1t tin"
But "You dont look at the mantle when your stoking the fire." |
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30-04-2006, 12:54 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location:
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not the smartest peanut in the turd
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30-04-2006, 04:39 PM
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Got Any Lollies??
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Altona North Victoria
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01-05-2006, 11:32 AM
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Mr old phart
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Northern Terrorist
Posts: 1,715
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Ugly as a hat full of busted ar$eholes
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every brach on the way down Sharp as a bowling ball Drain the main vein to make the bladder gladder Driving the white porcelain bus Went down like a red-headed step-child I'd rather gargle bumsweat from a fly-blown afghan camel Could eat a horse and chase the jockey Be a goose and have a gander You can do what a duck can't and stick your bill up your ar$e
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An object at rest cannot be stopped!! BA GT-P Blueprint |
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01-05-2006, 12:26 PM
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you've been dubbed..
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sydney West
Posts: 415
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ugly women - she has a head on her like a half chewed mintie
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Volkswagen Golf GTI MKV - 165fwkw - 352.2Nm APR Turbo Back Exhaust, APR Torque Arm Insert, APR ECU, APR Fuel Pump, Oettinger Bodykit, Oettinger Intercooler, Oettinger RXX 19x8.5 Wheels, Dbilas Cold Air Induction, Neuspeed Front & Rear Swaybars, Forge Diverter Valve Anthracite Leather, Sat Nav, Xenons, DSG, Sunroof, 20% Tint |
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01-05-2006, 08:26 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary, AB. Canada
Posts: 1,625
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Kinda grose one... But makes me laugh, especially when saying it to my mate who has a *much* younger g/f.
"No grass on the field? Turn her over and play in the mud!" |
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