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06-01-2005, 12:01 AM
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Best quote ever - from Family Guy :P
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06-01-2005, 12:03 AM
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That's it, we need a Family Guy quotes thread!
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06-01-2005, 12:09 AM
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Bring back the Phase
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Is that show on anymore? I've only seen it once before and it wasn't too bad.
This is my fav quote from Pet Detective: Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then. |
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06-01-2005, 12:14 AM
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Homer Simpson - "Doh!"
classic.. Family guy is pretty funny, i only just discovered it a few weeks ago on fox.  The dog is awesome.
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06-01-2005, 01:17 AM
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Homer: Hello my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Post office worker: O.k. Mr Burns, What's your first name? Homer: I don't know. Yea, Family Guy is awesome, when I remember to watch it, though I usually just stumble across it while channel surfing.
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06-01-2005, 01:38 AM
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To the Mess Mobile!
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The fat comic book guy: "There is no emoticon for the way i am feeling"
Oh god theres so many to choose from! I love the simpsons.. its amazing in almost every situation i am in.. i can usually think of a simpsons quote to match it! You can buy a beer opener that every time you use it it says "mmm beer.. *pouring sound* YES OH YES WOOHOO!" and theres another that does the "no beer making homer something something" "Go crazy?" "Dont mind if i do! *strange crazy sounds*" lol. Makes me wish i drank beer!
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06-01-2005, 01:47 AM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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06-01-2005, 09:06 AM
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My alltime favorite:
The old guy at the marriage counselling camp: "QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!!" |
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06-01-2005, 09:52 AM
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Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee! Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants! Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. Ralph: I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning. Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven? Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation. Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. Ralph:"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever." Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons. Ralph: Miss Hoover? Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph? Ralph: I don't have a red crayon. Miss Hoover: Why not? Ralph: I ate it. Lisa: Milhouse, she got you too! Milhouse: Yeah but its ok im standing on Ralph... Ralph: We're a totum pole HIHOWAREYA HIHOWAREYA Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy! bwhahahahahahahaha yes RALPH ROCKS!!!!! justr couldnt help myself :P
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06-01-2005, 10:07 AM
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Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer thinking: Yeah legend of the dog faced woman. Homer: (out loud) Legend of the dog faced woman, haha that's a good one. Bart: Umm, he didn't say science, he said pie pants. Homer: mmm pie pants Helen Lovejoy: We shouldn't be talking about S.E.X. in front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N. Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down! Last edited by Kenaz; 06-01-2005 at 10:08 AM. |
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06-01-2005, 10:12 AM
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Rolling on Simmons...
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Homer Lets go find that Hotdog tree I planted... ROFL
I must agree tho... ralph sez some of the funniest things!
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06-01-2005, 11:12 AM
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See my sig!
Man I love that episode. |
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06-01-2005, 12:35 PM
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hehe from the spelling bee episode
Seymour: Our next student is Milhouse Milhouse: (walks up to stage, muttering to himself) don't choke, don't choke, don't choke... Seymour: Milhouse, your word is "choke" Milhouse: Oh, I know this one, it's so easy, "F".... oh man! :crowd laughs: Seymour: Stop laughing! It will scar him for life! From Trilogy of Errors, the episode where it's 3 days in one... Chief Wiggum: 911, this better be good! Marge: I cut off my husbands thumb! Chief Wiggum: Attempted murder!? You'll burn for this! Burn in jail! Marge: It was an accident! Chief Wiggum: Yeah, yeah. Save it for Dateline, Tuesday. What's your address, so I can come and arrest you. Marge: Arrest me? My address! It's uum.... 1..2...3.... Fake Street! Chief Wiggum: 123 Fake Street. Got it. same episode... Lisa: WEST Springfield? I'm at the wrong school! (i love this bit, my high school was half french :P) Students: ahahahahahaha Teacher: en francais! Students ohohohohohohoho last one, same episode Louie: They's throwing robots! Linguo: They are throwing robots. Legs: He's disrespecting us. Shuttupa you face! Linguo: Shut up your face! Legs: Wassamatta you? Louie: You aint so big. Legs: Me and him are gonna whack you in the Labonza! Linguo: Bad... grammar... overload. Error! Error! |
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06-01-2005, 12:44 PM
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ĕm-bär'gō? 2016
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Homer: "I'm not easily impressed.......Wow, a blue car!"
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06-01-2005, 01:06 PM
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What is it now 14 series?
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06-01-2005, 01:22 PM
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I can't remember what episode this was from???
Computer screen message Press any key to continue Homer "press any key, Where the hell is the any key" Bart using his mental powers " pick up bart" Homer "pick a bort, what the hell is pick a bort" Homer Reading through free stuff column in paper. "Oh my god, Trimopaline, tribopaline, triumapline"  : : :
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06-01-2005, 01:43 PM
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Guy Incognito is thrown out of Moe's Bar
Homer: Oh my God, that man is my exact double... That dog has a puffy tail, come here you little puff.
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06-01-2005, 03:07 PM
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Season 09 - Episode 181 - Lisa's Sax
*Lisa's Sax is destroyed after Bart causes it to fly out the window* Marge: You know Homer, I think we have some money saved in the air conditioner account. Homer: Oh, but Marge, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig? Bart: Yeh, not to mention looking like a pig, eating like a pig... Apu(from outside front window): Don't forget the smell! Homer: Would you get off my front lawn? Apu: Why don't you make me?! Homer: Why?! Oh I give up. |
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06-01-2005, 06:33 PM
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To the Mess Mobile!
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does anyone know the full quote from that?
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06-01-2005, 06:43 PM
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Homer: Well, I use a computer... Retailer: Yes, the connection must be the non-stop sitting and snacking.. well sir, now many of our clients find pants confining. So we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman. Panchos, moo moos, capes, jump suits, uni sheets, muslim body rolls, academic robes. Homer: I don't wanna look like a weirdo... I'll just go with the moo moo. BTW: Haven't seen you in a while FC! |
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07-01-2005, 09:46 AM
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To the Mess Mobile!
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Bwahahah! Gotta love it
Hey hey pearly yeah i disappeared. Ford forums got to big for my connection and my computer... if i was lucky i could read one thread on there. Plus i am never home at night to go on the irc (my work at warner bros studio store in surfers contained alot of night shifts!!) This is much better, yet again, my home has been found
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07-01-2005, 10:53 AM
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i like to be stroked
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operater , whats the number for 9 11 ...
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07-01-2005, 10:53 AM
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i like to be stroked
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wheres the any key , wheres the any key ...
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07-01-2005, 11:03 AM
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There are so many good ones...1 in particular comes to mind
Homer (to Bart): "Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju." Homer's voice when he says Hoju gets me every time. I also love anything said by Ralph and Grandpa Simpson.
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07-01-2005, 01:31 PM
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Homer:"He didnt give you gay, did he?"
Homer:" I wish for once someone would call me sir without adding, you're making a scene"
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07-01-2005, 08:01 PM
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Hehehe, I also like this one when Bart is in the souvenir store at itchy and scratchy land...
Bart: Cool! Personalized plates! Barcley, Barry, Barry, Bert, Bort...come on...Bort? Kid: Mommy mommy! Buy me a liscence plate! Mom: No! Come along Bort! Guy: Are you talking to me? Mom: No, my son's name is also Bort. [Later] Control Guy: We need more Bort lisence plates in the gift shop! I repeat, we are sold out of Bort lisence plates!
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08-01-2005, 01:19 AM
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Another all time fav.
Season 06 - Episode 119 - Bart vs Australia *storekeeper is sweeping frogs out of his shop* Storekeeper: This bloody things are everywhere. They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the phone wizard, and all over the Malanga-goula-chuck. Store Assistant: They're like Kangaroos, but they're reptile's they is. Marge: We have them in America, they're called bull frogs. Store Assistant: What?! That's an odd name. I'd have called them Shaz-Wazzas! 
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not here much anymore
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Mr Burns: "Well, I guess there's nothing left to do but kiss my sorry butt goodbye"
Smithers: "May I sir?" Mr Burns: "Thankyou for making my last moments on earth socially awkward" Factory Worker: "Ah crap. There's a block in the torso chute! LEROY! There's a block in the torso chute! (other factory worker shoves a broom up the chute and bashes it round) Has me in tears that one, youve gotta see it.
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When Homer changed his name to Max Power:
Marge: But I can't snuggle with Max Power. Homer: You don't snuggle with Max Power, you hold on and feel the G's! (makes thrusting motions with his hips) Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel |
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