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Old 29-05-2010, 10:10 PM   #691
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hows THAT au, you know the one, for sale in the latest just cars and only $42000
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Old 30-05-2010, 04:10 PM   #692
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hows THAT au, you know the one, for sale in the latest just cars and only $42000
Added rep for NOT reposting THAT pic....

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Old 30-05-2010, 05:25 PM   #693
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Wouldnt have been standard. Wheels tested a BF XRT Vs a TRD Aurion and the XRT was nearly a whole second quicker down the quarter, and for 15 k less.
It was dead standard, around 2000km on it. Was also the guys first time at willowbank with it. And as for wheels not getting a good time in it, thats a laugh, they cant get a good time in anything.
And I never said it was as good as an XR6t, I was just pointing out that yes, a front wheel drive can, and are, good performance cars.
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hows THAT au, you know the one, for sale in the latest just cars and only $42000
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wow, my mate looked at that monster and said it looked nice
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wasn't freestyle mtx.com was it? a guy on there actually did this to his car while drunk with mates.
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its the size of a showbox and they still cant park the bloody thing!
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It was dead standard, around 2000km on it. Was also the guys first time at willowbank with it. And as for wheels not getting a good time in it, thats a laugh, they cant get a good time in anything.
And I never said it was as good as an XR6t, I was just pointing out that yes, a front wheel drive can, and are, good performance cars.
Ever heard of Revo knuckle?
Yes I have heard of revo knuckle as its supposed to work wonders in the RS.

I wasn't trying to bag FWD cars, just trying to point out the TRD was easily disposed of by a car selling for 10k less. Just one out of many points that resulted in its sales failure.
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Not a fail but somthing really cool that drove past while i was walking home.

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not sure if repost. found this on an o/s site. not really a fail. just funny.
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^^^^ Glad the sign didn't say "Bob can help with your erections".
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no, no its still a fail....
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Nope, definetly a fail.
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Proof that giant rear wings have some use.

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I read somewhere that fully loaded supa tankers need full reverse thrust for 7 miles to stop.
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Eh, made a good first post, I've actually been on here for many months now. Have good mates in the maritime industry so they end up sending me these gems. There used to be a good website for these, will have to go googling......

Re: Stopping distance is more like 1000 to 1500 meters, less with a good VSP or ASD tractor tug off the stern. They still dont stop on a dime though.

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Ships, planes and wheeled vehicles doing all kinds of strange things here!
These are also gems:


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The Courage tipped today at the port in Jersey City causing major damage to over 300 BMWs not including 70+ BMWs that were total losses. a majority of the destroyed vehicles were M3s (mostly in dark blue) with a variety of 3ers and 1ers smashed up as well. A small number of the cars destroyed had German Tourist plates on them, those European delivery customers will NOT be getting their cars back. If you were expecting your M3 or e90/92 in the next month, you're going to be in for a sad surprise.
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