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Old 04-06-2010, 11:06 PM   #721
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paint job and decals wins many hearts
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batterie is slowly dyeing and its notice able

Is this person for real?
Apart from the fact he/she really can't spell for *****, but he really lists a custom drink holder as a feature???
Decals which wins hearts????
Surely they are taking the mickey??

$1500?!???
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Leather seats? hmm..... 87,000 k's? yeah. right..... also I've been told that "custom LPG tanks" like his, are illegal... AND THAT SPOILER!
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For the love of god, somebody archive that ebay ad so that future generations can laugh at it.

I can only imagine a thread in five years where someone will reference this for some reason, would be good to have an archive of it!
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Old 05-06-2010, 10:15 AM   #724
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:17 AM   #725
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Such a waste of fibreglass....
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Old 05-06-2010, 12:45 PM   #726
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I read the ad, he painted his radiator hose blue? Who does that?
What an actual loser...he failed at car ownership.
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He should put the sticker I had on his back window.

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Old 05-06-2010, 02:08 PM   #729
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$5- syd to melb. in that ea
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:14 PM   #731
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Man, thats just special - yellow bus special.....
speaking of yellow...




i couldnt help but put his email into facebook..
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...=1245425660952


amazing..
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:26 PM   #732
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Omg You Bought It?!?!?!?!?!?!



I cant see that custom drink holder???

Hes owned it for 4 yrs ??? And no ones killed him for it?
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:32 PM   #733
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That car is too much, they have to be taking the ****...
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Go the V6 inside sticker. And the matt black Elantra(?) wagon in front of it.
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Old 06-06-2010, 02:49 PM   #735
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Go the V6 inside sticker. And the matt black Elantra(?) wagon in front of it.
thats a daewoo nubira, even worse
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:41 PM   #736
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So it is now that I have a closer look at it.
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this is....um....how do you explain it?!?

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Old 07-06-2010, 03:19 PM   #738
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mate, that looks like one of those rides you put your kids in and for 2 bucks it bounces around and the headlights flash on and off.
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Old 07-06-2010, 06:09 PM   #739
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That EA needs to be found and crushed!, its awful!! i mean
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Got a better pic of that rolla that usually comes past..im amazed he hasent been done in yet

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Old 07-06-2010, 07:36 PM   #741
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haha reminds me of an Indian school bus I saw while over there..

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Old 07-06-2010, 07:42 PM   #742
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Its a safety feature constable..... pedestrians just bounce off.
Also im running my own version of plucka duck. Each person I hit have a chance to win something by grabbing one of the toys off my car as they go flying off
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this is....um....how do you explain it?!?

simple he wanted a bike and she wanted a car
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i couldnt help but put his email into facebook..
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...=1245425660952


amazing..

Quick, call the ECPA (Enforcer Car Protection Agency) - this is a prime canidate......



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This one is actually a WIN.

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That's excellent, an EPIC WIN if I do say so myself, haha.
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i couldnt help but put his email into facebook..
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amazing..
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They seem to be very "up close and personal" photos, is there anything you need to disclose???
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Half the stuff on there is the fault of Ricerbarn. Another Epic fail is the Intel styled "V6 inside" sticker on the right side tail light, along with the flaking yellow pain in the interior - didn't think that one through
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amazing..
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