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31-08-2008, 06:13 PM | #61 | |||
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If you eat watermelon seeds, a watermelon will grow in your stomach. These days I love watermelon seeds, but my daughters believe I'm slowly growing a watermelon in my stomach. : :
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31-08-2008, 06:21 PM | #62 | |||
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I also remember my old man telling me that when they grew bananas, they were straight, so they sent them to factories to bend them.
And that’s why they called Queenslanders banana benders.
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31-08-2008, 06:23 PM | #63 | |||
Back in a Ford
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31-08-2008, 06:33 PM | #64 | ||
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There was a special breed of cows that had shorter legs on one side so they could walk around on hills ..
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31-08-2008, 06:34 PM | #65 | |||
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31-08-2008, 06:40 PM | #66 | |||
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LMFAO that is gold!
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31-08-2008, 08:22 PM | #67 | ||
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Well one day my sister and I had our neighbours over (nother boy and girl) and we were dancing around being stupid with the music blasting. When my mum came home she asked us what we were doing and I still remember yelling out "we are having a gang bang!". . . . . . . . . . . . it took me about 6 years to work out why I got in trouble for saying that. I thought that it was a cool saying about our gang of friends having a disco.
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31-08-2008, 08:29 PM | #68 | ||
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when i was young i used to think that that the town was the only place on the world, and that there was no other places becasue i thought the whole world was flat untill we started mapping at school then things started to make sence
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31-08-2008, 08:51 PM | #69 | ||
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I used to think that before the Introduction on Colour TV, That the whole world was black and white, And that somebody invented colour!
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31-08-2008, 09:14 PM | #70 | ||
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I used to think money used to grow on trees....in some ways I still do.... :P
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31-08-2008, 09:20 PM | #71 | ||
I miss my wheelbarrow
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I remember wondering how Dad got the car (351 XD with 4 speed) to reverse.
I never realised the gearstick was the cause, I thought it was mind control! Daniel |
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31-08-2008, 10:02 PM | #72 | |||
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My mother in-law still thinks that when the ad says:
"...this car is available with 3 engines: diesel and two petrol..." you can actually buy a car with three engines under the bonnet.
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31-08-2008, 10:56 PM | #73 | |||
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My Mum and Dad still tell me about how when they took our VCR player to be repaired that they found toast, carrot, celery and bananna peel : LOL |
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31-08-2008, 11:54 PM | #74 | |||
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01-09-2008, 01:29 AM | #75 | ||
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i thought corn flakes were corn 'flags'.
who the hell knows what a flake is at 3 years of age? |
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01-09-2008, 01:31 AM | #76 | ||
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and my dad was a sheep metal worker. again, a three yearold doesn't know metal comes in a sheet before something is made of it =)
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01-09-2008, 02:47 AM | #77 | |||
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11/03 fpv pursuit # 255 "silver bullet" KYLEE MOLE travel agency "she goes she goes she goes and then she went" |
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01-09-2008, 09:57 AM | #78 | ||
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One of the guys at work told his kids the MR Whippy van plays the music when he's run out of ice cream!
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01-09-2008, 10:26 AM | #79 | |||
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haha, thats cruel but funny.
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01-09-2008, 10:35 AM | #80 | ||||
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01-09-2008, 11:33 AM | #81 | |||
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01-09-2008, 11:59 AM | #82 | ||
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That going to work was much better than going to school as you actually got paid for attending !
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01-09-2008, 12:54 PM | #83 | ||
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Some of my favorite memories from some of the blondes I knew when I was younger:
1) When she spotted a power point behind the fridge, she asked why. I told her it was what the fridge was plugged into. She replied "Is it electric? Our one at home has a motor in it". 2) She believed that if you left the power point switched on with nothing plugged it, electricity leaked out and faded the carpet. 3) She believed that if you pressed buttons on a remote control with the video/tv unplugged the "remotes" just floated around the room and actived when the device was plugged back in. 4) She stated that waves rolling toward the shore implied the tide was coming in. 5) She believed us when we told he we used live rounds on training excercises and used to get fined if anyone in our section was killed. N.B. "She" is several people. Last edited by flappist; 01-09-2008 at 01:02 PM. |
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01-09-2008, 01:13 PM | #84 | ||
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When I was a kid, the whole family went to the Ripley's Believe it or not Museum.
When we were leaving, there was a guy in the parking lot handing out free bumper stickers. He gave one to my sister (she was 6) and old her it was a "special" one because it was printed upside down. (He handed it to her upside down) She was so excited about it, my brother and I laughed our rear ends off. Me, I thought if a car parked in a fire lane, it burst into flames.
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01-09-2008, 01:18 PM | #85 | ||
The one and only
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Wow, so many people thought the world was B&W before the 70's.
I was one..
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01-09-2008, 01:20 PM | #86 | ||
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My brother & I had our little sister convinced that the dried flaky, cracked silt in the bottom of old pot holes in dirt roads was chocolate.
She would happily sit & eat it.
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We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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01-09-2008, 01:30 PM | #87 | ||
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Hey Simon, I was talking to her and she still believes it!!!....haha
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01-09-2008, 01:31 PM | #88 | ||
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the "Do not use lift in case of fire"... I thought I can't use a lift in case it caught fire and so i would always want to walk up stairs!
Convinced my younger sister that ants heads taste like licquorice.. she could even taste it!.
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01-09-2008, 01:32 PM | #89 | |||
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01-09-2008, 02:30 PM | #90 | ||
Merry Xmas To All
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Sigmund Freud would be intrigued by some of the posts in this thread....
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