Stupid Stickers and Badges

[DBourne]

i HAAAATTTEEE the 0 to in x.x seconds jsut stupid

i have a BTA motorsports sticker on my rear window just for some free advertising for em.

[cuz]

My old FJ40 lancruiser had this on it:

Dip me on honey and throw me to the lesbians

[KITBAG]

On the back of a work ute............

I don’t need a dog
I have a already

[Sourbastard]

Best sticker ive ever seen was on the back of a bright pink ford laser.
I Snatch Kisses. And Vice Versa.

And yes, was a woman in comfortable shoes driving said laser.

[TZENU]

One of the best ones i've seen was on a yellow 355 VH, "Built tough to attract muff" !!! Many Many Many years ago

[broken_suave]

Theres a relatively new Impreza WRX not far from where I am, that has the shopping list stuck to the side. Blitz, Trust, Sparco, MOMO, etc. Totally ignoring the fact that most of them are rival companies, all producing the same components. The worst part is it has a Nismo sticker on the side skirts.
This on an otherwise stock WRX. Theres also occasionally a Toyota Echo with various girly interior apparel with the plates '666-ANA' parked nearby, also covered in the Frangipani and other pink flower stickers.

[jcxr]

Not a sticker but a banner over the Hallam pub, new band appearing soon, called " Jenny Tahlia ". lol

[Quasi]

Seeing a 'Crane Cams' sticker on an RX-2 Mazda did it for me, or those toss-offs with the make of vehicle or their name diagonally plastered along the side of the car.

[mcflux]

Originally Posted by TZENU

One of the best ones i've seen was on a yellow 355 VH, "Built tough to attract muff" !!! Many Many Many years ago

Dunno about muff, but I'm sure it would've attracted the fuzz!

[NV_D_XG]

My mates Hilux has got on the back, "Always late in a 2.8" :p

[SPK-250]

That Playboy bunny s***s me too tears.

On another note. The reason the 4.9 came about was for homologation purposes in the VK Group A's. The cars were slightly too heavy so to take some weight out of it the destroked the engine by 4 cubic inches. A big thing was made about it being 4.9, but in the VL range they just started calling it a 5.0 again, i guess for marketing purposes even though it was still 304ci. But at the end of the day what is 4 cubes.

[Riksta]

I get sick of every car trying to imitate every other car with those little rectangular stickers with a big number & the state government logo on them.

On a serious note, what is it with all the flowers on chics cars these days?

I have four stickers on my car - on each rear quarterglass an aufalcon.com one, and on my back window a #HO top centre (stands for #hungover, a social group I'm part of) and a Modified Ford Club one bottom centre.

[HavocXR8]

a mate has "where the f*#k is conargo pub" on the back of his ute
and another one i like is
"when the clutch drops the bulls#*t stops"
also
no fat chicks shoot em don't root em

[UNR8D]

ive had:- team jailbait, unless its illegal its not worth doing.
and on the lexus, money talks mine just waves goodbye.

[XHUTE6]

I used to have a big STERLING sticker on my back window but i decided to change to a small little FORD sticker with flames on the outside. It's WIKID

[gozza]

Any Union Sticker

[SirJuggsalot]

when i was younger I had a small sticker that read "Orgasm Donor".

Also they aren't stickers, but I hate those people (particularly asians) with all those fluffy little toys and crap on their dash, on the rear parcel shelf and attatched to the windows.

[Quasi]

Come to think of it......"BABY ON BOARD" stick ons.

Is this meant to be an excuse for incompetence?

It seems every single moron who has one of these on thier car has no friggin' idea what they're doing, or where they're going.

[Cam]

when i bought my daily (an old 82 Mitsubishi Scorpian) it had a "www.mitsubishclubaustralia.com.au sticker, so i decided to remove it, then changed my mind so i made it read "www. its sh!t as .com" gets quite a few laughs!

[sfr rob]

Originally Posted by SirJuggsalot

when i was younger I had a small sticker that read "Orgasm Donor".

Also they aren't stickers, but I hate those people (particularly asians) with all those fluffy little toys and crap on their dash, on the rear parcel shelf and attatched to the windows.

Damn!! They usually have the whole cast of Disney characters on the dash, then on the rear window ( most are hatch backs ) they have the toys on the string thing from one side to the other... WTF?!

[HOON69]

Originally Posted by SirJuggsalot

when i was younger I had a small sticker that read "Orgasm Donor".

Also they aren't stickers, but I hate those people (particularly asians) with all those fluffy little toys and crap on their dash, on the rear parcel shelf and attatched to the windows.

actually m8 its actually toys hanging from bumpers and crappy toys on the rear shelf and dingle dangles on the rearview mirror



OT: i saw a toyota van with a dead set ford XR6 badge
i see it daily and still LOL at it,what a joke!

[Doogstar]

I saw a transit van yesterday with this roughly spray painted on the rear door.
"Wanted, meaningful overnight relationship, apply within"

[fordOwner]

Funniest sticker I ever saw was on the back window of a Suzuki Mighty Boy ute.
It read "No Fat Chicks, they just won't fit."

I Had a zooped up mighty boy and got a sticker that said something similar to that on the back window

The amount of women that honked me, gave me the finger and swore immensly at me was amazing, like 3 a week!. I never said THEY were fat.... but now that you point it out!

I came out of the shops one day and saw 2 large women litteraly picking up the little mighty boy and placed it sideways in the car parking bay!.. The sticker came off later that day and i glued thumb tacks all under the wheel arches to prevent any one from picking it up again.

[xquizd]

Originally Posted by Des

"Magic Happens" stickers = I'm a ИИИИen idiot.
"I brake for Unicorns" = I'm ИИИИed in the head and just got out of the Mental Ward.

I luv that one, got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!

[Ralliart]

i got shinny silver Ralli //art sticker on my car , looks good in the sun : ,

[XHUTE6]

It's a LANCER

I don't reckon he drives around like that though.. a bit of a joke i think. check out the page below.
http://www.mitsubishiclubaustralia.c...r=asc&start=45

[Ralliart]

Originally Posted by XHUTE6

It's a LANCER

I don't reckon he drives around like that though.. a bit of a joke i think. check out the page below.
http://www.mitsubishiclubaustralia.c...r=asc&start=45

i'm on that forum didn't even see that car, thanks for the liink

[351buzz]

I put a CROW CAMS sticker on my mums 89 camry. She drove around for weeks before noticing. The olds now have a CROW CAMS equipped wheelbarrow.

[JBomb3000]

Originally Posted by jcxr

Not a sticker but a banner over the Hallam pub, new band appearing soon, called " Jenny Tahlia ". lol

That is actually a real performer. I saw her a couple of years ago, she's Kevin Bloody Wilsons daughter.

[Green X]

A mate had
"I'm not gay but my Car is"

Guy at Work had "B**ted B**ch" on his VT wagon.